Omg
 

I hope i dont get banned for this.

But i thought it would be an interesting thread to dicuss the worst times you've gotten a boner.

Ladies are welcome to post too cause you know *shutups before he makes a comment involving bananas and transvestites*


AHEM anyway.

In gym we have to wear sweats so i put them on them skipped class and i was talking to this cute senior and being in sweat pants i natrually get a boner and she was kind of like quite/awkard from then on natrually i didn't take notice of it.

but it was awkard.

SO post your wood related stories.

My boner story is seeing an old man in a spa with a boner.

=O =O

Speaking of old men with boners
anyone else seen the little mermaid?
You know the scene were they mermaid and the land man are getting married?
Look at the pastor dude he has a boner.

/watches vh1 to much

OMG YOU JUST RUINED THAT WHOLE MOVIE! It's my favourite Disney movie...

:(:(:(

Now now dont let it ruin it for you an erection is a natrual thing so of course they'd feature it in a kids movie!

/watches WAY to much vh1.

also there's a penis on that golden thing on the cover of the little mermaid.

my boner story is with this guy in my class, every friday on sport he would get one without knowing and walk around while everyone laughed at him. ha?

when i was a young teen and boners happened pretty randomly, it used to happen when i was riding on the bus from school or too school ( as anyone who has been a teenage boy knows, boners can happens without provocation ), so sometimes i had to miss the stop where i was supposed to get off because i was too embaressed to get up and i had to wait for the bugger to deflate....."down boy!"

fortunately, i don't have a boner story