and the pirate says GHEY (quote, band, Computer)

sleepy jack · 11-10-2005, 09:35 PM

Okay i need pranks by the posts.

Me and my friend have already masterbated in his soda but we need more.

*situation*

i have my 17 year old male ugly cousin staying over (hes not really my cousin hes just my brothers wife cousin) and hes always on my computer and i cant kick him off so im gonna be on alot less blah blah yeah.So need pranks to pull on him cuase i hate him.

post it up.

jibber · 11-10-2005, 09:39 PM

poison him

sleepy jack · 11-10-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber

poison him

Okay i cant KILL him sadly.

..very very sadly...

i am not emo · 11-10-2005, 09:42 PM

Hmm once we put black food colouring in someones water bottle (you couldnt see inside it), they had a black mouth and teeth for the whole day.
Then he'd probably be too busy washing his mouth out to go on the computer

Merkaba · 11-10-2005, 09:46 PM

buy some laxitives.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-11-2005, 08:08 AM

put a rubber band around the sprayer on your kitchen sink so when he turns on the faucet it'll spray him in the face.

11-11-2005, 08:58 AM

anything involving ink and/or dye

holdyoualways · 11-11-2005, 09:02 AM

why do you need a prank? just kick his ass if he doesnt get off. it is your computer afterall.

IamAlejo · 11-11-2005, 09:40 AM

Crush up viagra and put it in a milkshake.

sleepy jack · 11-11-2005, 12:59 PM

alejo your genius.

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways

why do you need a prank? just kick his ass if he doesnt get off. it is your computer afterall.

Read the threade before you post "always on my computer and i cant kick him off " as in involving getting introuble.

11-10-2005, 09:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	poison him __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

11-10-2005, 09:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
i am not emo Doom! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 89	Hmm once we put black food colouring in someones water bottle (you couldnt see inside it), they had a black mouth and teeth for the whole day. Then he'd probably be too busy washing his mouth out to go on the computer __________________ If you be my star I'll be your sky, you can hide underneath me & come out at night when I turn jet black & you show off your light, I live to let you shine But you can sky rocket away from me, and never come back if you find another galaxy far from here, with more room to fly, just leave me your stardust to remember you by.

11-10-2005, 09:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	buy some laxitives. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-11-2005, 09:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	why do you need a prank? just kick his ass if he doesnt get off. it is your computer afterall. __________________ You're my satellite <3

11-11-2005, 09:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
IamAlejo Muck Fusic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,575	Crush up viagra and put it in a milkshake. __________________ a man, a plan, a canal, panama

11-11-2005, 08:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	put a rubber band around the sprayer on your kitchen sink so when he turns on the faucet it'll spray him in the face.

11-11-2005, 08:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	anything involving ink and/or dye