holdyoualways

bummer

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jibber

haha, yeah we did that to a guy when we were all drunk and watching american pie. funny shit.

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

Fenixpunk

as funny as this is, it could go horribly astray...

hes on your computer...he will probably be on longer hooking up with babes on the internet all day/night...worst yet, your fingers may end up getting stuck to the keyboard when he finally does leave.

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Fenixpunk

id say go with the laxative, cant be on your comp if hes shitting his brains out in the bathroom.

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right-track

Slam his fingers in a door (accidentally of course).

Fenixpunk

superglue the webs of his fingers together when hes sleeping.

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right-track

Hahaha...or superglue the tips of his fingers together, so it looks as if he's contemplating life... for added amusement.

right-track

Even better! Super glue his arse to the toilet seat while he's shitting his brains out, after all the laxatives you gave him.

Double wammy.

jibber

yes....becasue i'm sure he'd never notice misfitspunk walking into the bathroom, whipping out a bottle of superglue, and applying it to his ass while he's sitting on the toilet. the laxitives work well though, just be careful not to get anoyone else in the house with that though.

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

ladyluckrules

Yes or if you don't care much about your keyboard put super glue on the keys.
You can have a lot of fun with superglue, i recommend you put it in his shoes too.
Make your hompage ghey midget porn (or some other varient) if he clicks on that first.
If you have access to his toothbrush or toothpaste, stick some good 'ol love juice in there.

Heh and I used to sellotape peoples eyes shut when they were asleep as a prank, they get so confused when they tried to wake up!
I'd use masking tape in his case, rips off extra eyelashes.

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