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View Poll Results: which cartoon is better? | |||
family guy | 13 | 68.42% | |
aqua teen | 0 | 0% | |
striperella | 0 | 0% | |
other | 6 | 31.58% | |
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll |
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11-11-2005, 08:23 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Hey, favorite Quagmire quote of all time, any takers?, mine would have to be.
- "I felt guilty once, then she woke up half way through." or - "To the drunken clam, where they dont ask for proof of age, and neither do i." |
11-11-2005, 08:32 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Doom!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Birmingham
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Heh.
I always liked... quagmire: hey how old are you? some girl: 16. quagmire: 18? You're first. girl: Mom! quagmire: I like where this is going! and this one cracks me up, "woah transvestite back off! wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?" "pre-op" "woah transvestite back off!"
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11-11-2005, 11:16 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Hippie killer
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Anaheim, California
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Of course Family Guy is the winner. ATHF is definately one of the best but no one beats Family Guy.
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11-12-2005, 10:07 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NY...duh.
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Family Guy! No question!
Stewie: Oh what's this? Just muh-just muh package God delivered it I signed for it....world keeps on spinnin'. LMAO that one crakcs me up.
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11-13-2005, 12:43 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Quote:
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God. Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody. Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D." Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it. Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you. Lois: What? Quagmire: I'd do anything for you. Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet? Meg Griffin: No. Glen Quagmire: Awww right. Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire. |
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