Hey, favorite Quagmire quote of all time, any takers?, mine would have to be.

- "I felt guilty once, then she woke up half way through."

or

- "To the drunken clam, where they dont ask for proof of age, and neither do i."

Heh.
I always liked...

quagmire: hey how old are you?
some girl: 16.
quagmire: 18? You're first.
girl: Mom!
quagmire: I like where this is going!

and this one cracks me up,
"woah transvestite back off! wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
"pre-op"
"woah transvestite back off!"

:laughing:

Hands down it looks like the Family Guy is the winner for sure.

Of course Family Guy is the winner. ATHF is definately one of the best but no one beats Family Guy.

bitch you left out home movies!!

Home Movies!!

Family Guy! No question!

Stewie: Oh what's this? Just muh-just muh package God delivered it I signed for it....world keeps on spinnin'.

LMAO that one crakcs me up.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.

Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you.
Lois: What?
Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.

Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.

Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.


:rofl:

Giggidy Giggidy.
I picked Family Guy.

But seriously, in order now:

1. FLCL
2. Trigun
3. Inuyasha
4. Family Guy

I used to watch Adult Swim ALL the time, I miss it.

What are the first three