Fight to the death... (punk, u2, madonna, Radiohead, Jessica Simpson)

DontRunMeOver · 10-20-2005, 09:18 AM

If you had to participate in a gladatioral fight to the death

against any famous musician (currently alive) who would it be, why and what would be your tactics for victory?

Personally, I'd choose Thom Yorke from Radiohead. He's got a small reach and puny arms, plus I could pluck out his good eye (Kill Bill II style) leaving him with only the gammy eye to see me with. Hopefully the emperor would let him live though, so that he could write a song about how depressing losing a fight and an eye is.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-20-2005, 09:44 AM

Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back

DontRunMeOver · 10-20-2005, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back

Nice answer. Although he would be wearing glasses, so you'd have to hit a guy with glasses. This doesn't count if you're wearing glasses yourself though does it?

Spike*Spiegel · 10-20-2005, 12:37 PM

madonna. id pull her voice box out and stuff it in the gaping hole id have stabbed in her stomach.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-20-2005, 12:42 PM

Tag Team

Me & Spike vs Bono & Madonna

In a "Loser shuts the f*ck up for the rest of their natural born lives" match

Ma Cherie · 10-20-2005, 02:22 PM

hrmmm

handicap me versus brittney spears and jessica simpson

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-20-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie

hrmmm

handicap me versus brittney spears and jessica simpson

Topless

In a vat of jelly

*drool*

Fenixpunk · 10-20-2005, 02:27 PM

id take on all 3 of the hanson boys....

topless

in a vat of jelly, just for urban

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-20-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

id take on all 3 of the hanson boys....

topless

in a vat of jelly, just for urban

Best not , i`d probably lock you in the dressing room & do it myself

Ma Cherie · 10-20-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Best not , i`d probably lock you in the dressing room & do it myself

i'll help

i'll just flash them with the luminous paleness

10-20-2005, 09:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,166	Fight to the death... If you had to participate in a gladatioral fight to the death against any famous musician (currently alive) who would it be, why and what would be your tactics for victory? Personally, I'd choose Thom Yorke from Radiohead. He's got a small reach and puny arms, plus I could pluck out his good eye (Kill Bill II style) leaving him with only the gammy eye to see me with. Hopefully the emperor would let him live though, so that he could write a song about how depressing losing a fight and an eye is.

10-20-2005, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Tag Team Me & Spike vs Bono & Madonna In a "Loser shuts the fck up for the rest of their natural born lives" match __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.*

10-20-2005, 02:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ma Cherie The Forums Sadistic Ghost Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night Posts: 457	hrmmm handicap me versus brittney spears and jessica simpson __________________ I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori

10-20-2005, 02:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	id take on all 3 of the hanson boys.... topless in a vat of jelly, just for urban __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

10-20-2005, 09:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back

10-20-2005, 12:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	madonna. id pull her voice box out and stuff it in the gaping hole id have stabbed in her stomach.