The side of a tree in the amazon. We were on a jungle trip and this woman who was with us said that these 'lemon' ants which were walking up the tree were edible and tasted like lemon. So, being a bastardly carnivore, I stuck my tongue out, licked the ants of the tree, crunched them up and ate them. They did taste quite like lemon.

The concrete floor in the centre of Holyhead Ferry terminal. More than a little in the way.

1. Where's the furthest you've EVER been from where you currently live?
2. Which of the people that you know has the strangest name, what do they do and why/how do you know them?
3. What is the best dish you can cook and what is the recipe?

approximately 3250miles from where i am currently

Katzchia(?), my dads God sister(she had purple streaks in her hair lasttime i saw her

one i wrote myself, garlic herb pork loins, were i put garlic, oragano, thyme, parsley, sage, rosemary, and pepper in a bag with some vinigar and rub it on to the pork and fry the pork in a skillet with butter , SIDE that go along with it are, corn, mashed potatos, and/or green peas

1. what can you cook?
2. whatother weird things/or the weirdest thing you have eaten?
3. the weirdest name you have heard of some one you don't know?

Pretty much anything if given the recipe and almost nothing from memory. The furthest I ever get into proper cooking is cutting up things to add to pasta or stir fries.

Kangaroo, buffalo, pirahna and antelope (kangaroo and antelope are both very nice, pirahna is foul). Oh, also some very strange green invulnerable green jello-like substance that some granny handed to me at a wedding in Jakarta. I put it in my mouth and then sat for ten minutes wondering what I was going to do with it as it could neither be chewed nor dissolved.

a) Jamma Jamma. A guy from Nigeria that one of my friends knows. What is weird about this is that already having the surname Jamma his parents though it would sound great if they used this as his first name. How wrong they were!
b) Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake. Apparently there was a guy in the 70's who named his child this, I'm assuming that this guy has now either changed his name or killed himself.

1. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man - and exactly when did walking down roads become a barometer for masculinity?
2. Do you have a handbag or wallet about or near your person and what is in it?
3. What am I thinking?

1.) Zero. I know men with no legs. Walking down roads is a barometer for masculinity in Smallville.
2.)Wallet-hmmmm, my id, my credit card, my charge card for a department store, my Social Security Card, my insurance cards, my library cards, my AAA card, some receipts, a button.
3.)You're thinking:
1. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man - and exactly when did walking down roads become a barometer for masculinity?
2. Do you have a handbag or wallet about or near your person and what is in it?
3. What am I thinking?




1.) What tastes better: Watered down beer or flat soda?
2.) If you had to paint your toenails, what color would u choose?
3.) When are you gonna die?

1) watered down beer!! hmmm watered down beer at gigs!! hmmm... sorry i got abit caught up there!!
2) erm probably black lol, with one pink one!!!!
3) hmm next week sometime, maybe tomorrow if im lucky!!


1. is the glass half empty or half full!!!??
2. do you like pokeing people??
3. and finaly what do you call your willy!!?? and if you dont have a willy, why the hell not!!!!!!!!!

At the moment I have a bottle (of water) and as I happens it is half empty. I'm saying that because I was responsible for drinking it, which means that I emptied that part and am quite proud to have done so. Due to this pride I shall say it is empty as this links the bottle to my past actions and therefore helps me to internalise its existence whereas referring to it as half-full has more to do with the action of filling, which was done by the people at Evian and is of less interest to me!

Is this a euphemism? Which kind of poke do you mean? I don't really go around prodding people with my finger but I do like 'a good shag'.

My willy. It doesn't need a name, as I never need to recognise it in a crowd (thank god).

1. Wherefore art thou Romeo? If Romeo were alive today (instead of being fictional and very dead) where would he be
a) A gig for an Emo band
b) A *** bar
c) In his mum's bedroom, trying on her clothes
d) At the end of the road, crying like a baby, while Juliet copped off with Dave from the pub
e) Somewhere else (where?)
2. If you could take any one person and force them to be world leader, who would it be?
3. Do you prefer to wear clothes which are too small, or too large for you?

1. a, for sure.
2. You.
3. Too big :)

1. Have you had a good day?
2. Are you still at school?
3. Favourite song of the moment?

1)So far, its been great
2)Well,not right now.But if you mean am i still going to school than yes :)
3)Heres everything ive always meant to say-jamisonparker

1)Favourite smell?
2)Doyou believe in fate?
3)Ever cross dressed?

strawberries

yes

yes

You didn't ask any questions....