i can make my male friends look like women

I drank myself Sober once.....NOT COOL!

I have a fear of being stangled. I know just about everyone dosnt want to be strangled but I think about it constintly. Nothing can touch my neck because I freek out and start dry heaving. I cant wear turtle necks (not that I want to anyway) or most neckleces.

I hate the word flesh.

I have lived in 12 different houses and im only 15

My mom thinks I would make a good nark (i resent that)

Im watching futerama right now.

In 10 min. im going to go to sleep.

Same man, they are ****ing retarded and can't think for themselves.

I believe in bringing back the dead art of conversation.

The definition of the word love is best found in the middle of a SRV solo.

I've recently discovered Bad Religeon.

Drivers rarely share the road with cyclists, and that pisses me off.

The rats outside my building are roughly the size of cats and are much more friendly.

I recently discovered that my school was built on what was once a landfill.

I think Rob Cordry has the best delivery in all of comedy.

i'm slightly obsesive compulsive

my therapist thinks i'm bi polar

my friends think i'm a schizo

i bite

i think that my house will burn down any minute

i like sushi and japanese soda

POCKY!!!!!!

If I'm woken up in the middle of the night by any kind of shouting, my first thought is usually that its somebody being murdered.

The rats outside my building are roughly the size of cats but lack the confidence which you might think this size should give them.

I only found out what Emo meant a couple of weeks ago.

I live in the middle of a city, but prefer the countryside and the sea.

There is a music rehearsal room and recording studio complex across the road from me, where the staff know me by name even though I've never actually told them it (which worries me).

I don't know how much I can bench. I can do about 40 full-extension pull ups on the trot, if this helps? (Oojay, I'm sure you want to know this kind of thing)

I currently have stitches on my neck.

LAST YEAR I found out (courtesy of an educational psychologist's assessment) that I was dyslexic , having already been through all of school college and university without anybody (including me) noticing.

Although I live in the UK, each of my 4 housemates is chinese or homosexual (one is both).

Somebody once told me that I was probably the only well-adjusted person they'd ever met.

I have a very short attention span and a fertile imagination.

I really am working towards a PhD and they really are paying me for my efforts.

i've broken both my legs at the same time during a track meet

i broke my hand and did not know it till it got x-ray for somthing else

i spend 35% of my time day dreaming, and 60% listening to music

i use to bench 125lbs, i can now sitting press 275lbs(that is pushing with legs while sitting)
i can eat 3 times as much as my friends and not gain a pound

i'm 5'0"

i = dwarf

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