Does everybody have a granny who reads racy novels?

I hope mine doesn't, but then it wasn't my granny's book, it was my friends grannies.

So let me get this straight, you were stealing your friend's granny's romantic novels to read while stoned? You have a very healthy perverse streak there my friend. Good work.

Nah, my friend nicked his grannies book to read while we were stoned. I'm not harsh enough to go into someone elses grannies house to steal their dirty books.