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DontRunMeOver 10-12-2005 10:24 AM

That's cleared things up.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 10-13-2005 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba
Hehehe what a shortie ;)

:( *Sniff* You're cruel...

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 03:58 AM

Don't cry, short people have benefits too.

More legroom on public transport.
Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions.
SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either).
You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby.
People don't make you duck down at the cinema.
You can hide in crowds.
Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter.
You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like).

And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard.

[MERIT] 10-13-2005 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
That's a big squat there, watch your back or you might end up a cripple for life.

ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay
ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

Well, if I were you I'd step back and ask myself "Is all this muscle really worth damaging my precious groin for". Personally I wouldn't risk my groin on a bunch of metal weights. There much better things I could be doing with my groin.

On a similar note, men should stay away from cycle machines. I hear they can greatly increase the risk of impotence due to all of the rubbing and squashing during the cycling motion. Nobody I've told this believes me so far. The greater fool them!

[MERIT] 10-13-2005 07:06 AM

well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage;)

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 07:35 AM

Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

[MERIT] 10-14-2005 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

i like the way u think:pimp:

Merkaba 10-14-2005 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
:( *Sniff* You're cruel...

Aw artist I wasn't being mean, and don't worry...Spikes even shorter;)










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EDGE 10-14-2005 03:13 PM

5'2, size 7


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