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That's cleared things up.
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Don't cry, short people have benefits too.
More legroom on public transport. Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions. SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either). You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby. People don't make you duck down at the cinema. You can hide in crowds. Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter. You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like). And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard. |
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On a similar note, men should stay away from cycle machines. I hear they can greatly increase the risk of impotence due to all of the rubbing and squashing during the cycling motion. Nobody I've told this believes me so far. The greater fool them! |
well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage;)
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Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.
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