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DontRunMeOver 10-12-2005 10:24 AM

That's cleared things up.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 10-13-2005 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
Hehehe what a shortie ;)

:( *Sniff* You're cruel...

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 03:58 AM

Don't cry, short people have benefits too.

More legroom on public transport.
Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions.
SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either).
You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby.
People don't make you duck down at the cinema.
You can hide in crowds.
Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter.
You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like).

And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard.

[MERIT] 10-13-2005 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
That's a big squat there, watch your back or you might end up a cripple for life.

ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay
ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

Well, if I were you I'd step back and ask myself "Is all this muscle really worth damaging my precious groin for". Personally I wouldn't risk my groin on a bunch of metal weights. There much better things I could be doing with my groin.

On a similar note, men should stay away from cycle machines. I hear they can greatly increase the risk of impotence due to all of the rubbing and squashing during the cycling motion. Nobody I've told this believes me so far. The greater fool them!

[MERIT] 10-13-2005 07:06 AM

well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage;)

DontRunMeOver 10-13-2005 07:35 AM

Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

[MERIT] 10-14-2005 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

i like the way u think:pimp:

Merkaba 10-14-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
:( *Sniff* You're cruel...

Aw artist I wasn't being mean, and don't worry...Spikes even shorter;)










Cookie?

EDGE 10-14-2005 03:13 PM

5'2, size 7

Spike*Spiegel 10-15-2005 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
Aw artist I wasn't being mean, and don't worry...Spikes even shorter;)










Cookie?

i take it as a compliment. i feel special having a nickname.

Merkaba 10-15-2005 12:30 AM

You're special with or without a nickname Spike. Just ask Urban.

...Though, he probably gives you some special nicknames we shouldn't discuss:D

pastor of muppets 10-16-2005 07:30 AM

or should we....? *eerie music*

im 6'3'' and i have 13s

inside_out 10-16-2005 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
5'2, size 7

You're the same height as me
but, your feet are 4 sizes bigger

EDGE 10-16-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inside_out
You're the same height as me
but, your feet are 4 sizes bigger

BIGGER!?!?!?!

inside_out 10-17-2005 03:29 AM

Yeah.
You have really big feet..

DontRunMeOver 10-17-2005 03:33 AM

You're really getting your money's worth with this thread!

Merkaba 10-17-2005 02:41 PM

Little things go a long way.

anticipation 10-17-2005 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
BIGGER!?!?!?!


those are kinda big....



think about it from a man's point of view. would you like it if a girl that was pissed at you, and had size 7 shoes, kicked you in the balls?

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 10-17-2005 04:13 PM

haha^
Im 5'8" and I have wide feet so I can wear 9 1/2 wide 10 wide 10 1/2 and 11s (US).
I like skatebording shoes because they are roomy.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 10-17-2005 04:36 PM

im 6'0'' and wear size 14.

EDGE 10-17-2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inside_out
Yeah.
You have really big feet..

wait, are you a chick?
and do you think I'm a dude?
:(

sleepy jack 10-17-2005 07:40 PM

I think EDGE's feet are sexy!

inside_out 10-21-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
wait, are you a chick?
and do you think I'm a dude?
:(

I'm a chick, and no, I actually never thought about it...

ArtistInTheAmbulance 10-21-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
I think EDGE's feet are sexy!

No-ones feet are sexy.

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-21-2005 03:57 PM

You may be right

http://www.hcaeb.fsnet.co.uk/end_lis...s_nail_bad.JPG

right-track 10-21-2005 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

PHWOOR!!!

adidasss 10-21-2005 04:22 PM

oh good god!!
( i'm 1.90meters and 80 kilos...figure that one out )

ladyluckrules 10-21-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Bloody hell be more considerate!
I was having a late dinner when i saw that!

adidasss 10-21-2005 04:32 PM

and you quoted it why!?

ladyluckrules 10-21-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss
and you quoted it why!?

I don't know.
I just don't know ;_;

xim_betting_im_notx 10-21-2005 04:59 PM

I'm 5' 3". Size 9 (US). I love being short.

jbal14 10-21-2005 05:17 PM

5'8 and 10


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