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10-10-2005, 08:17 AM | #2 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
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me hmm i dunno the wall
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
10-10-2005, 08:22 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Groupie
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so i want you to reach in that bag and hand me my wallet, its the one that says "Bad, Mother Fuc*er on it!
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God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please." For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury. They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex. |
10-10-2005, 09:45 AM | #4 (permalink) |
They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
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There was some movies on over the weekend (Channel 5) which was about a runaway train headed towards Denver with a load of explosives and AN ATOMIC BOMB ON IT. Only Rob Lowe was there to stop it and lets face it, he's no action hero. So later on, following some extremely obvious ways in which the situation could have been saved he has failed to stop the train and DENVER IS DEMOLISHED in the explosive con-fusion, everybody is walking around with fall-out dripping from the sky and people are behaving in an unrealistically cooperative way considering the situation and the whole film falls into a state of even greater pointlessness because everybody is going to die but the viewer doesn't even care because they are all annoying, whingeing idiots anyway.
For now, this is my favourite film because I'm amazed that the studio had the balls to let some insane 5 year old write their film scripts for them. |
10-10-2005, 09:45 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
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I amaze myself with this choice - 'Jean De Florette'.
Set in the Provence countryside during the 1920s, directed by Claude Berri. Regarded as the world's most popular foriegn language film ever. I even own a copy. And 'Manhatten'. Starring Woody Allen and filmed entirely in black and white with a Gershwin score. Stunning and very funny. I even own a copy of this... also. |
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They call me Tundra Boy
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