Brits - which region do ye hate? (dance, house, quote)

TroutMolester · 09-21-2005, 10:52 PM

Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.

Spike*Spiegel · 09-22-2005, 12:00 AM

crazy bastard

Merkaba · 09-22-2005, 03:01 AM

I can't stand Loch Ness for some strange reason

TheBig3 · 09-22-2005, 08:03 AM

Northern Ireland

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2005, 10:09 AM

I hate a specific region of Birmingham otherwise known as my house. The kitchen worksurface has just started to fall into the cutlery drawer and the shower cubicle has fungi on it, some of which are so big I wouldn't be surprised it they began to talk.

"Feed me Seymour..."

If this happens they first person I'll feed it will be my landlord.

adidasss · 09-22-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Northern Ireland

why this?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-22-2005, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TroutMolester

Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.

if someone could translate that into english for me i would be most grateful.

Sneer · 09-22-2005, 02:36 PM

bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.

adidasss · 09-22-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LedZepStu

bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.

sure they do, it has nothing to do with colonialism of any sorts.....

right-track · 09-22-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

if someone could translate that into english for me i would be most grateful.

Allow me...
He can't stand English people from Birmingham, they are a group of twats (vaginas) and he does'nt like their accent.
(the skelped arse part...God only knows!).
Cheukters? also annoy him and they enjoy carnel knowledge of sheep.
The women of Ayrshire (a region of Scotland) are sluts and will have sex with you, faster than your mother after consuming a bottle of strong cider.
(He obviously likes Ayrshire girls then).

Hope this clears things up for you oojay...

Class post TroutMolester...that made me laugh

09-21-2005, 10:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
TroutMolester Groupie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Loch Ness Posts: 3	Brits - which region do ye hate? Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.

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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,882	I can't stand Loch Ness for some strange reason __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,397	bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

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Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 777	crazy bastard

09-22-2005, 10:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,157	I hate a specific region of Birmingham otherwise known as my house. The kitchen worksurface has just started to fall into the cutlery drawer and the shower cubicle has fungi on it, some of which are so big I wouldn't be surprised it they began to talk. "Feed me Seymour..." If this happens they first person I'll feed it will be my landlord.