The Officially Official Yo Mama Thread (quote, history)

anticipation · 09-15-2005, 08:43 PM

and Marie Antoinette said "let them talk smack"

adidasss · 09-16-2005, 05:20 AM

what?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-16-2005, 07:57 AM

yo mamas so fat she got arrested for having 50 lbs. of crack

Murphy's Law · 09-16-2005, 11:41 AM

yo moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read "one at a time please"

yo moma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her asrin

yo moma so old her birth certificate is expired

yo moma is so old when she went to school they did'nt have history class

yo moma is so ugly if she was a scarecrow she'd scare the corn away

im just warming up....

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-16-2005, 12:43 PM

yo mamas so poor i saw her walkin down the street w/ one shoe on. i said "did u lose a shoe?" and she said "no, i found one."

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-16-2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

what?

thank u rick james

Murphy's Law · 09-16-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

thank u rick james

Im Rick James Bitch!!!!

Barnard17 · 09-16-2005, 02:10 PM

I prefer Yoyo Ma.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-16-2005, 02:19 PM

But I like my mum

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-16-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

But I like my mum

me too

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Murphy's Law Groupie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Im Irish, we can be everywhere Posts: 25	yo moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read "one at a time please" yo moma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her asrin yo moma so old her birth certificate is expired yo moma is so old when she went to school they did'nt have history class yo moma is so ugly if she was a scarecrow she'd scare the corn away im just warming up....

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	yo mamas so poor i saw her walkin down the street w/ one shoe on. i said "did u lose a shoe?" and she said "no, i found one."