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Urban Hat€monger ? 09-10-2005 12:07 PM

Midgets Midgets Midgets
 
C`mon you knew it was coming

http://www.midgetsexzone.com/Midget_...2/7431X025.JPG

:love:

right-track 09-10-2005 02:37 PM

I knew a midget once...he was the only person I knew that was actually taller sitting down.

SATCHMO 09-10-2005 02:39 PM

My neighbour is a midget.

Kurt_Cobain 09-10-2005 02:56 PM

Wow, its nice too see you still post some **** Urb. They're not short, they're under tall!!

right-track 09-10-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurt_Cobain
Wow, its nice too see you still post some **** Urb. They're not short, they're under tall!!

Vertically challenged...even.

Kurt_Cobain 09-10-2005 02:59 PM

^Thats the one!! Hehe, thanks.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 09-10-2005 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
Vertically challenged...even.

I had that badge. I liked it. Then it got burnt. <Random rummy story.

sexy_drug 09-10-2005 07:36 PM

WOO finally some people talking about midgets that doesnt end up on something like "BURN GEDDY LEE BURN" even though hes not a midget...... I dont think

boo boo 09-10-2005 07:41 PM

http://dioforamerica.com/dio-face.gif

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-10-2005 07:47 PM

I remember reading a story years ago about when Ian Gillen had just replaced Ronnie James Dio in Black Sabbath.

Gillen said because he`d not been in the band very long he had all the lyrics written out & taped to the moniter in front of him.During one song the smoke machine came on & he couldn`t read it so he knelt down so he could see it , then some guy in the audience shouts out 'LOOK , He`s doing a Ronnie James Dio impersonation'

EDGE 09-10-2005 09:40 PM

uhh.
I'm a midget.



****ing assholes.
http://www.djjunkman.com/images/frie...Midget%201.jpg

Dezzy 09-18-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
uhh.
I'm a midget.



****ing assholes.
http://www.djjunkman.com/images/frie...Midget%201.jpg

Who are the 2 people in the picture?

Spike*Spiegel 09-18-2005 10:41 PM

im a dwarf

EDGE 09-19-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy
Who are the 2 people in the picture?

my husband and I. :usehead:







Just kidding.

anticipation 09-19-2005 05:14 PM

I'm a smurf.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ie33/smurf.jpg


SO KNOCK IT OFF!

xEmochicKx 09-19-2005 05:55 PM

im a super hot female











ha, right.

Spike*Spiegel 09-20-2005 11:15 PM

im serious. im a legal damned dwarf haha.

Sabgoat 01-19-2006 11:29 PM

isn't the smallest a dwarf can be is 4"9 or something.. i dunno anyways

i think most of there are so cute..

MURDER JUNKIE 01-19-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy
Who are the 2 people in the picture?

The midget is none other than Bridget the Midget, my all time favorite porn star (I have a rather large collection of midget porn that I will display at random inopportune times, like if the parents are coming over)

The other person looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show

Muzak Geek 01-19-2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
The other person looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show

Nah. Steve doesn't have the nice porn 'stash like that dude.

Hmmm… Midget porn. Wow - I guess since I'm 6' 5", Bridget the Midget would need small ladder of some sort in order to "service" a guy like myself. Oh, wait - that top rung always has that warning about not climbing too high up without losing your balance… I guess midget sex is out of the question for me.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 01-20-2006 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

HA!

PAPA SMURF??? <<< LINK

deadkennediespunk 01-20-2006 06:01 PM

two of my friends are midgets

Barnard17 01-20-2006 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE

my husband and I. :usehead:


Edge. Until now I never realised this before but.

You're the most beautiful thing. Ever. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I mean, the blonde hair, the transexual figure.


It just does it for me :)

madeinNY 01-20-2006 06:18 PM

There is a steriotype about midgets you know... "they're all short"

I feel so bad for the poor folk :(


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