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Old 09-10-2005, 09:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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uhh.
I'm a midget.



****ing assholes.
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Old 09-18-2005, 07:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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uhh.
I'm a midget.



****ing assholes.
Who are the 2 people in the picture?
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Old 09-19-2005, 02:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my husband and I.







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Old 01-20-2006, 06:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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my husband and I.

Edge. Until now I never realised this before but.

You're the most beautiful thing. Ever. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I mean, the blonde hair, the transexual figure.


It just does it for me
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The midget is none other than Bridget the Midget, my all time favorite porn star (I have a rather large collection of midget porn that I will display at random inopportune times, like if the parents are coming over)

The other person looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The other person looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show
Nah. Steve doesn't have the nice porn 'stash like that dude.

Hmmm… Midget porn. Wow - I guess since I'm 6' 5", Bridget the Midget would need small ladder of some sort in order to "service" a guy like myself. Oh, wait - that top rung always has that warning about not climbing too high up without losing your balance… I guess midget sex is out of the question for me.
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Old 09-18-2005, 10:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm a smurf.




SO KNOCK IT OFF!
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Old 01-20-2006, 12:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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SO KNOCK IT OFF!
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PAPA SMURF??? <<< LINK
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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im a super hot female











ha, right.
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