Who are the 2 people in the picture?

im a dwarf

I'm a smurf.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ie33/smurf.jpg


SO KNOCK IT OFF!

im a super hot female











ha, right.

im serious. im a legal damned dwarf haha.

isn't the smallest a dwarf can be is 4"9 or something.. i dunno anyways

i think most of there are so cute..

The midget is none other than Bridget the Midget, my all time favorite porn star (I have a rather large collection of midget porn that I will display at random inopportune times, like if the parents are coming over)

The other person looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show

Nah. Steve doesn't have the nice porn 'stash like that dude.

Hmmm… Midget porn. Wow - I guess since I'm 6' 5", Bridget the Midget would need small ladder of some sort in order to "service" a guy like myself. Oh, wait - that top rung always has that warning about not climbing too high up without losing your balance… I guess midget sex is out of the question for me.