I mean if you and me are stumbling drunks you know full well we're watching Mortal Kombat while puking all over the lawn and not Cat in the Hat.

That's true. We'd save Cat in the Hat for when we bust out the weed.

Bro. I wanna watch MK stoned.

You mean you haven't done that yet? With all the times you've watched it, you've never watched it stoned?

Watching Christopher Nolan's "Memento" stoned is a hell of a trip.

And watching Cat in the Hat high is a legit great time.

I was ten.

You were ten when you repeatedly watched this Mortal Kombat movie?