The ratio of introduction threads to actual members

[Trollheart]

I know it's what you're supposed to do, but it seems to me that most (not all, of course, but most) of those who go to the trouble of making an intro thread tend not to end up becoming regular members. I wonder why this is? Hey! Put that black kitten down Batty! I said the Black Mass begins at midnight, and not before! No, you can't use the maggot-riddled corpse in a shock grindcore video! It's getting harder to get them: that gravedigger is getting suspicious.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah: weird, huh? We're normal enough people, doing the same sort of - can someone please tell the lesbian conjoined triplets that the floor is not the place to leave their pet dead crows? Thanks.

Just ordinary people, doing what we do. Why don't people stay?

Someone should do research into this most puzzling phenomenon...