You're not a true member, until...
 

Hi! Welcome to MusicBanter. So, you've made an introductory thread, and gotten to know some of the members around here. That's awesome. But unfortunately, you're still not a full-fledged member, not until you've had the full MB experience. In this thread, the other users and I will lay out the basics, letting you know what has to happen before you're truly welcomed with open arms. Starting with...

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.

2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.

3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."

4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.

6. You have badmouthed Metallica.

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.
6. You have badmouthed Metallica.
7. You have listened to at least 2 ICP albums. (Not including solo projects either, pussy.)

8. You've been accused of using Music Banter as a springbroad for plug.dj.

10. You've messed up a good thread.

11. You've posted a stone cold gif mocking a terrible thread.

11. Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. is something you'll have to defend to the death.

14. JTF has responded to one of your posts with a "."

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.
6. You have badmouthed Metallica.
7. You have listened to at least 2 ICP albums. (Not including solo projects either, pussy.)
8. You've been accused of using Music Banter as a springbroad for plug.dj.
10. You've messed up a good thread.
11. You've posted a stone cold gif mocking a terrible thread.
12. Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. is something you'll have to defend to the death.
13. JTF has responded to one of your posts with a "."

9. You've corrected a misnumbered list.

15. When you run a joke into the ground

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.
6. You have badmouthed Metallica.
7. You have listened to at least 2 ICP albums. (Not including solo projects either, pussy.)
8. You've been accused of using Music Banter as a springbroad for plug.dj.
10. You've messed up a good thread.
11. You've posted a stone cold gif mocking a terrible thread.
12. Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. is something you'll have to defend to the death.
13. JTF has responded to one of your posts with a "."
9. You've corrected a misnumbered list.
15. When you run a joke into the ground
16. You've started an interesting thread nobody cares about and a lazy ****post thread that bloats to become a 50 page monster.

22. When you don't know how to number a list.

23. When you try to make a sequel to a thread and it bombs horribly.

Till you get a :laughing: response from Janszoon.

24. How the **** does a thread have a sequel?

Chula responds to you with a sentimental personal anecdote.

76. You mock Chula's sentimental personal anecdote.

77. You witness a classic battle against JTF and the hobbit looking YorkeDaddy.

78. It gets to the point that you can actually smell Frownland's pretension.

23. You finally listen to one of my albums and you are so overwhelmed by its brilliance that you flock to the forums to talk **** on it to disuade people from listening to it because if the world knew of such amazing music, every other musician you love would just give up.

.

69. You begin to wonder how on earth so many unlikable idiots post on here every day when absolutely no one cares about their posts or opinions

MB's just like real life but with better music, isn't it?

Depressingly, yes.

Except for the real life and better music.

^ So are you saying that MB is like a fantasy with bad music then?

(70. You become pedantic and argumentative about minor issues.)

64. You've actually seen people grow up on here.

65. You've seen people not grow up on here.

66. You make Kiiii quit.

:band:

:D

Great thread btw, Ori.

I like how this is ours now.

67. You know what :d means.

6. You get an angry emotional PM from Chula at night followed by an apology in the morning.

lol ffs

666. You listen to Kesha (After being recommended it by batty)

667. You learn to spell it correctly as Ke$ha.