668. You get temp-banned.

69. Drunkchula hits on you in plug.

777. You are not a true member until your permaban is overturned.

71. Should I say something nonsensical about salad

668. Who really gives a $hit?

669. You say you're never coming back and then come back two weeks later.

55. You have a PM beef with bulbasaur

@Ki

You get told by Frownland that any band you're into, if he is not, you have been "tricked" into liking. :D

I'll buy that for a dollar...dick

You know I'm talking about me, right?

Until I say "You're just mad cuz ____"

When are you not talking about you?

I mean never, but I'm still confused what you're talking about.

What else is new?

I have a cock piercing.

#0.006

You find yourself mildly intrigued by Bat's imaginary cock ring.

Who wants to join my new post-hardcore band?

Fixed. :rofl:

56. You alter someone else's post to make a joke.

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57. You prove to Elph that it's harder to immigrate to Canada than the USA and all he does is call you an idiot.

58. OMG no one cares!

Eat ****, you pretentious *** guzzler.

My preconcieved notion about audiophiles was more that they we're an autistic bunch of arrogant old men who complain about all new music. I'm not sure anyone on this board are really audiophiles. At least I don't notice anyone talking about Dynamic Range scores and gold cables.

Ja, audiophile is definitely not synonymous with music nerd.

Audiophiles are too busy geeking out about the tech to talk about any other music than their favorite benchmark records.

What kind of geek though?

666. You encounter Dirty's alt.

666. You start to realize you might be a saint, but the rest of us hate you.

3.1416

You're not a true member until someone creates a parody thread about you.

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...sta-until.html

You're not a true member unless you think Pi is 3.1416 (not 3.141592635...)

You're not a true member until you think Pi is very tasty with a cup of hot tea.

You're not a true member until... you can smell one of Trollheart's Dad Jokes coming a mile away.

* were

Googolplex. You correct someone's grammar just to be a pretentious asshat.
Googolplex + 1. You use obtuse mathematical terms for numbers in a list just to be a pretentious asshat.

Damn, I still mess apostrophes up more often that I'd like to. My excuse is that English isn't my native language, but I still should know better since I do know what the rules are if I think about it.

This is one of the rules of the English language actually.

I'm new here can you show me around.

as someone who has spent literally my entire teenage years and more here, these are my favorites so far

212. You've gotten a very real infraction or temp ban from a moderator as a joke

667. You were actually around when Dirty was a regular member, and not just referencing him to try to fit in.