5436778. OccultHawk pays for your abortion in return for a video of it

7638485. You see a member post about how cool their new job is, then five minutes later mention that death would be preferable to staking it out.

8743738. You show TH a song, and he slags off yer wan.

I never figured that out, so I guess I am not a true member.

You're not a true member until you figure out that TH doesn't like Paperlate cause it reminds him of Office Space.

Genesis "Paperlate" (1982)

684059. You call someone an [Insult redacted].

You argue an unpopular point for pages then turn on the person who joins your side for not being as good as you.

lol so tru i agree with this haha

Congratulations. You're Nea.

You suspect someone of having had an account on here before.

You quote a JWB post before it gets deleted.

You get told to kill yourself by Charles.

You point out a nice pair of feet cause Man Like Monkey is gross.

you wake up to a surprise foot rub from man like monkey

2349234. You kowtow to Kate Bush.

9874754. You learn that it's alright for mods to make jokes. Unless they're joking about you, then it's BUT THE RULES SAY time.

5583044. You drink VHS tapes while watching a chocolate milk.