for me or her? cuzz i post in pop a lot...

both of you are pretty good at posting in the right forums and staying on topic from what ive seen so far. Wish i could say the same about some of the other newbs we get.

i think your mom has a slight drinking problem...

You say that about everyone! Let the lass have a li'l fun..

thank you ambulance for the posi comments! lol

she doesnt have a drinking problem...every day. lol.

Haha... I know one... Me, the stalker.
BTW: You're a mod, I got one question (yeees, I like to annoy people, but that's a spam thread anyway): I posted a few lyrics, I guess it was Tuesday. They shud be online within one or two workdays, but they're not. Still. Why?

Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Job interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

When you can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

Every woman you see has an exact twin.

You fall off the floor...

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

The glass keeps missing your mouth!

Bill Clinton starts to make sense.

Vampires catch a buzz after attacking you [also mosquitoes!]

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and [Women].

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.

I'm not drunk... you're just sober... - HI OCIFER!!!!!!

Roseanne looks good.

Don't recognise wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

You have a Reserved Parking space at the liquor store.

I'm as jober as a sudge.

You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in Waikiki.

You've fallen and you can't get up.

When hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle - please pass the ice pack....

BeerTender! Get me another Bar!

The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

Your name is Ted Kennedy.

Foster Brooks appears sober to you.

what? where? in the song writing thread?

that's because you'e a lush and someone needs to tell you

No, in the lyrics-section. IamAlejo posted the link in a special thread and he said we all shud help to improve the lyrics-section. So I posted a few. I'm soooo very socially dedicated.