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Old 06-26-2018, 12:04 AM   #36301 (permalink)
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I would blow my ****ing brains out if I had to deal with these puns all day. Blow. My. ****ing. Brains. Out. All over the wall.

You'd be like "What's a pirates favorite letter?"

I'd be like "R?"

And you'd respond with "No, it's the C!!!!"

And POP!!!! Blood, brains, fragments of skull and possibly my eye ball splatter all over the wall behind me as you all look in horror.
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:45 AM   #36302 (permalink)
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I would blow my ****ing brains out if I had to deal with these puns all day. Blow. My. ****ing. Brains. Out. All over the wall.

You'd be like "What's a pirates favorite letter?"

I'd be like "R?"

And you'd respond with "No, it's the C!!!!"

And POP!!!! Blood, brains, fragments of skull and possibly my eye ball splatter all over the wall behind me as you all look in horror.
We'd be walleyed.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:38 AM   #36303 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:19 AM   #36304 (permalink)
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I would blow my ****ing brains out if I had to deal with these puns all day. Blow. My. ****ing. Brains. Out. All over the wall.

You'd be like "What's a pirates favorite letter?"

I'd be like "R?"

And you'd respond with "No, it's the C!!!!"

And POP!!!! Blood, brains, fragments of skull and possibly my eye ball splatter all over the wall behind me as you all look in horror.
I thought you already did blow your brains out. Then I realized that was just how your hair looks.
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:26 AM   #36305 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:18 AM   #36306 (permalink)
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I’d been thinking about incorporating grey and black into my wardrobe and this chapeau will let me make use of a black velvet jacket and grey vest I don’t get to wear as often.

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Old 06-26-2018, 11:28 AM   #36307 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:09 PM   #36308 (permalink)
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