I snapped this just after convincing myself that I'm in the middle of the ocean surrounded by little tiny sea horses.

https://i.imgur.com/wYBfDaA.jpg?1

You have the same expression as Jesse Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg.

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Plank ffs don't you age or something

I know. He’s a goddamn testament to what a difference turning your life around and throwing a goddamn frisbee can make.

Seriously you look great dude. Kinda corny but congrats

Why do you need convincing? Looks legit! ;)

https://i.ibb.co/gT99xGP/wYBfDaAs.jpg

lol I like you, new dude

Me too!

Nicely done!

Thanks OH and MM. Discing is good, but it's really just the low lighting.

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Hey, wait - don't seahorses eat plankton? :eek:

Looking good, Plank! :beer:

Haha, this was a couple of mins, you should see what I've done with pics of my nephew!

Thanks everyone. Also hi and thanks to everyone before who welcomed me :)

If you don’t like that I’ll take it down

lmao

@donkeydoo, you're one of those photoshop wizards?
damn, thanks mindy!

Batlord, member when I made Chula's newborn granddaughter look like XXXTentacion?

Yeah I know, **** that guy.

Vaguely. I'm surprised he didn't press charges for kidnapping.

I thought it was his latest album cover.

Not in any professional capacity. Used to do a lot of comicy art and then to scan them in and colour them in on photoshop back in my teenage days so have a few tricks that lay dormant until recently when my sister had a baby at the start of lockdown. Now he's never been out anywhere and yet he's been Spiderman, Aladdin, Buddha, a surfer, a butterfly :laughing:

:rofl: let the photoshop inception continue

I might be only the person here who’d mention having ****ed a lot of women on their album cover. And I have. Lots and lots of beautiful women. Many of whom are still alive.

how cute!
that last sentence sounds weirdly creepy in an undefined way

The last sentence is the only thing that brings it around from cringy narcissism back to charming self-deprecation

oh is it a jab at his own age? In that case you're right

The ones that got away?

:shycouch:

What? No, Autism Girl. It's a joke about him being super ****able but then it turns out he's just a narcissist who's dangerous to women because of his malignant self perception. It's like you don't even know anything about serial killers.

It was actually an AIDS joke.

Well then it's an unintentional serial killer joke.

omg I admit my serial killer knowledge is pathetic but Autism Girl is totally my superhero/villain name

I wore condoms bitch

Then why would they get AIDS, Ted?

That drill Sargent that raped you in homo school gave it to them

That's not how you spell "sergeant", Ted. As a good Republican you should know that, Ted.

Sorry. I never shaved my head and lived with (gay) men.

Not an accusation I ever heard leveled at any serial killer, Ted. I feel like I'm interviewing Prince Andrew.

lol

I'm honored with the 'shopped stuff. Keep it going

I forget did he say he didn’t sweat or sweated profusely?

Didn't sweat due to his brave military service.

No wonder that girl was up on his jock.

You can't eat it if you can't catch it. Or something like that. lol Thanks ribbons.

:beer:

:beer:

Feeling like 40 shades of shyte

I'm handsome boy.

10/10 almost makes me question my sexuality