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SGR 08-02-2020 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 2129247)
I’m 22, joined the site when I was 17
Alright, I believe you. But I don't have the title anymore. Take it up with Marie. I gave it up willingly, but she might be a different story.

Marie Monday 08-03-2020 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2129236)
Yikes, I hope you had insurance. I'm guessing you live in an urban area where owning a car isn't strictly necessary?

Yes, I totaled my Mazda when I hit the moose. The moose was most certainly not OK. I was a little shellshocked after the incident, standing on the highway in the middle of the night, with glass shards in my hair and down my shirt. As I looked ahead, I saw the moose on its haunches, trying in vain to stand up. As I locked eyes with it, it was almost as if we both had a shared sympathy for the other, like a collective "I'm sorry this happened". He dragged himself off to the curb of the road eventually, trying in desperation to return to some kind of normalcy. After I called 911, the state troopers were sent - they deemed him to be a lost cause, so with one shotgun shell to his head, echoing into the night, that moose became history. Poor bastard.
Yeah I grew up in Holland, no one really needs a car there unless your job involves emergencies I guess. I moved to England, but I'm in a city so that's fine too. That moose incident must have been pretty traumatic :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2129243)
Marie can sit in my lap and steer
:love:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 2129247)
I’m 22, joined the site when I was 17
Oh wow, I'll give up my title then!

Plankton 08-03-2020 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2129003)
I'd take Plankton. He wouldn't try to **** me.
lol

I don't think I could wash anyone's hair without it becoming sexual. Not sure how hair stylists can keep the boners down.

Frownland 08-03-2020 06:52 AM
I'm picturing Plankton working at a wig factory getting all flustered as he washes bags of hair.

Plankton 08-03-2020 07:17 AM
Ewwwwwww...

...ah.

lol

That was a lame Biden reference, btw. It's early.

The Batlord 08-17-2020 07:55 AM
Are you gonna be an MMA fighter now?

grindy 08-17-2020 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2131427)
Keep your eyes on the road.

Lisnaholic 08-17-2020 11:05 AM
Looking very determined, Mindfulness! Are you exploring small-town America for your next post?

Plankton 08-17-2020 11:54 AM
I'm ruminating that he woke up thinking he had a full head of hair.

lol

Looking good Mindful my friend.

WWWP 08-17-2020 01:19 PM
I went down a rabbit hole re: freemasonry and l want to say f your boys club girls can be in secret cults too :(

grindy 08-17-2020 01:24 PM
:beer:

WWWP 08-17-2020 02:03 PM
Are there spring and fall dances that bring the masons and the stars together?

Cuthbert 09-09-2020 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2134899)
(car was parked)
:D you make me laugh.

Looking smart mate.

Tristan_Geoff 09-13-2020 09:17 PM
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0021615265_21.jpg

The Batlord 09-13-2020 10:52 PM
Wut up, Jack Black?

Paul Smeenus 09-18-2020 09:09 PM
I haven't shaved in a while lol

https://www.musicbanter.com/members/...3089-beard.jpg

Plankton 09-19-2020 06:29 AM
Lookin good, Santa. :love:

Lisnaholic 09-19-2020 06:35 AM
I was going to work up some kind of biblical reference, but yeah,"Santa" works well too.
Good to see you Paul. I hope you are staying safe.

The Batlord 09-19-2020 06:36 AM
Santa driving a Painkiller motorcycle across the sky.

Plankton 09-30-2020 09:32 AM
I like to surround myself with smiling faces. I like to think they were just glad I didn't play any of my music.

https://i.imgur.com/aQH38Sx.png

Marie Monday 09-30-2020 09:37 AM
You look lovely as usual. I like how your glasses are a bit askew, mine always do that too

Plankton 09-30-2020 09:44 AM
Well, thank you Marie. Those readers are pretty beat up, so they're always like that. I need the kind with the ear wraps.

Marie Monday 09-30-2020 10:04 AM
I can relate, mine are like that because I broke them and stuck them together with tape :laughing:

Plankton 09-30-2020 10:44 AM
You mean the classic Nerd archetype?

https://i.imgur.com/bidouyg.jpg?1

Function over form always.

Marie Monday 09-30-2020 10:56 AM
No the arms both broke off and I just can't be bothered because I wear contact lenses whenever I want to look decent. I feel like Harry Potter though

The Batlord 09-30-2020 11:04 AM
If you're teaching someone to look sexy while sword fighting would you tell them to parry hotter?

Frownland 09-30-2020 11:06 AM
Is your back ok? You were reaching pretty hard there.

Marie Monday 09-30-2020 11:15 AM
lol Frown
I should work on my own sexy swordfighting first. God I wish I could do that

Plankton 09-30-2020 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2137621)
Plankton being ultra cool as usual :cool:
Thanks buddy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137623)
No the arms both broke off and I just can't be bothered because I wear contact lenses whenever I want to look decent. I feel like Harry Potter though
lol

I feel like Radar from M.A.S.H. most of the time.

The Batlord 09-30-2020 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2137626)
Is your back ok? You were reaching pretty hard there.
Jealous much?

WWWP 09-30-2020 12:07 PM
Damn Plank look at that full ass head of hair, well done

Plankton 09-30-2020 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137646)
Damn Plank look at that full ass head of hair, well done
My full ass does indeed have hair, yes thank you. lol

I haven't really done anything though except for praying to the follicle gods and sacrificing my bald relatives.

Marie Monday 09-30-2020 12:41 PM
ooh you better check your family tree Frown

The Batlord 09-30-2020 02:00 PM
His family tree looks like it's Fall.

Frownland 09-30-2020 02:06 PM
It's also pretty bald.

Marie Monday 11-01-2020 01:09 PM
I dyed my hair
https://i.imgur.com/sII5Agl.jpg

OccultHawk 11-01-2020 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2142296)
You look like Scarlett Johansson

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/25/51/e...-johansson.jpg

donkeydoo 11-01-2020 01:48 PM
photo taken for work where I don't look a mess. Back in the clean shaven era of 2018 :P
https://secureservercdn.net/160.153....17/04/Siva.jpg

Marie Monday 11-01-2020 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2142304)
oh come on that's a vast reach, I appreciate the kind intentions though

OccultHawk 11-01-2020 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2142312)
oh come on that's a vast reach, I appreciate the kind intentions though
I’m not trying blow smoke up Johansson’s ass or anything. I’m just saying your features are similar not that her beauty is anywhere close to the jaw dropping stunning appearance you’ve been graced with. Like most people she probably follows my posts so I just wanted to make her day by letting her know she’s like a minor league version of the real thing. Here’s to you Scarlett: :beer:


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