Dang. Didn't realize that was a censored word here. Actually, I forgot that word even existed. Like Pud. "Don't be a Pud" needs to make a come-back.

Love the hair. Nice to see I'm not the only one who frowns when taking selfies

Ah, I figured it was an "I'm currently farting" grimace.

He looks so huggable though.

He'd probably fart if you did that.

I'm wearing a BLM shirt today too. Kind of.

A Snoop Dogg concert tee from 10 years ago doesn't count as a BLM shirt, y'know.

I think the long hair suits you, Batlord, and wearing a t-shirt makes for a better picture than your topless portrait imo. What a pity they printed your t-shirt backwards, though: didn't you notice that when you bought it?

Church

Homophobes.

****ing misogynists want me to shave my tits to fit their ideal.

Do you wear baseball caps and your curly hair sticks out of the bottom and kind of wings out all cute?

Hats barely sit on my head with all this hair, like I'm trying to hide a live octopus under there. I've gotta brush it all back just to get my work hat to stay on and even then it wants to fly off my head.

Hey Bat, I've got very similar hair. I hope you don't ever wear non-work-required hats. It's too much of a pain to be worth it in my experience. Not only does it mess up the 'do, but it's uncomfortable and itchy. Not to mention, ladies love that hair, no reason to hide it under a cap...unless you're gay.

No one knows what i loooks like

A true blessing that we all appreciate.

Well now I wanna know.

I can totally imagine that you don't know even that.

In contrast to Bat my hair is much shorter than it was a while ago because it was getting a bit messy; I never know what to do with long hair.
before (a month or two ago?):

after:

and to compensate for my bitch faces a photo from a year ago when I was giving a presentation, which is a better depiction of my goofy personality side:

You’re pretty

Marie, nice JD shirt and jean jacket! What kind of jean jacket is that anyway? Levi's Trucker?

Beautiful pics, Marie - you look really lovely! And I agree with Soundgarden - the jean jacket looks great on you. :)

It's hard not to be distracted though by the copious amount of writing on her notesheets. It's quite obvious to anyone with a discerning eye that she didn't prepare for her presentation enough because she was spending too much time procrastinating on MusicBanter.

Is my mom a pedophile?

Man do you need a professional to cut your hair.

The Batlord: MusicBanter regular, ICP expert, and professional haircut connoisseur

yes it is!
yes.
:laughing: I didn't even cut it myself, that's just my ineptitude in combing my hair. It's still a mystery to me how some people just get their hair to look neat

Oh and I can confirm that the presentation was an unprepared mess lol

Can't go wrong with a ponytail tbh. And the baseball cap with ponytail is a super underrated look. Try that.

I know 'em when I see 'em. I've been trying to cop a cheap white one for a while now. You've got great taste.

And I figured - no one who knows what they're talking about needs that many notes. I typically run off on tangents unless I stick strictly to the material. When I was younger, presnetations used to give me a lot of anxiety. After I started doing professional presentations for technical users' groups, it slowly became a lot easier. But I spend way too much time preparing.

You know I see plenty of lesbians in fitted caps.

I feel like there should be at least ONE lesbian stereotype that I don't fit into

Start sleeping with men.

Oh god I really set my own trap with that comment didn't I

You can start slow. Let a man wash your hair. Then let him cut your hair. You'll be so grateful you'll happily drop trou.

I feel converted already. Mike Pence would be proud of you

It would be best to let an understanding and kind man you met on the internet wash your hair.

I don't believe in mythical creatures