Self dis of the year

Taking a fraction of a sentence? You taking some notes from cable TV?

Sentiment is the same as when it's in context, foo

That "Everlong" song isn't so bad. Also, f*ck you, I know who I am.

There Is Nothing Left To Lose is fairly good as far as post-grunge records go.

If it's of any consolation, I think you look more like someone who writes about Foo Fighters for Spin than a member of Foo Fighters.

That's a decent job.

I’d take it.

Just write "Overrated" then collect a pay check? Sounds good to me.

They won't let that **** fly at Spin, boi

Watch Dave Grohl Fall Off the Stage in Vegas After Chugging a Beer

Dave Grohl Lets 5-Year-Old Foo Fighters Fan Rock Out on Stage During Show

Foo Fighters Invite Fan in Wheelchair to Crowd-Surf to the Stage

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with Dave Grohl. I don't care if he makes mediocre rock for dads, that dude is a wonderful person.

I'm convinced that he's a secret pedophile or something. Nobody has that much "hey look how awesome and normal I am isn't it cool fellas? Haha hand me a bud light, boss" publicity for nothing.

I see him more of a "Hey, I'm living my best life trying to make people happy while not really trying to leave a lasting art impression on the world" kind of guy.

That explains why he (and his publicist) sends out all of those press releases about how nice and normal he is to drive how he's represented in media coverage. I know a marketed plastic charisma when I see it.

RTJ falls under that umbrella as well with how clearly focus grouped they are.

I'm sorry Frown. I'm not privy to these press releases that make your points so hard and evidence based like. I'll make sure to do more research before I decide to like something.

I think we have more than enough evidence to show that Frownland is dead inside and assumes everyone else is too.

What the press releases reflects what's in the press releases.

I had a bagel today. I thought it was pretty awesome. However I did not look into the back history of the bagel shop and also how bagels are sold for profit to benefit various nefarious schemes and rituals that I deem unworthy. I'm pretty sure the nice girl who smiled at me when she handed me my change was really a holocaust denier and a total fake hoe as well.

Would you buy it if it was made by slaves?

Idk about that but she's definitely in it for the money.

When it finally comes out that Grohl killed Epstein, you'll look back on this conversation and feel like a fool.

It’s still hard to listen to them because they make me miss Kurt so much.

I'll eat my crow then but for now you need go get a blowjob or something.

They got really mad at me the last time I got a blowjob in the DMV waiting area.

Why would you go to a bagel shop when making your own bagel takes like two minutes? Do you go to a restaurant and order the butter and strawberry preserves on seared whole wheat?

We have really good bagels up here. I think you're just used to Thomas.

I'm sure you can still buy good bagels from the supermarket and save money and time.

False. There are bagel shops every square mile in the tri-state area. I could go to the bagel shop and get a dozen and they'll be 100% better than anything pre-packaged in a supermarket.

We have really good prepackaged bagels where I'm at. I think you're just used to the ****ty supermarkets up there.

I think he's just a Wilco dad-rocker living his wild hipster youth buying designer bagels.

I trust that his intentions came down to just wanting a bagel.

I think it's more of the supermarkets don't stock with nice bagels because there's so many bagel shops and people go there.

I was just kidding, I get the appeal of a bagel shop. Food is always better when it's prepared by a servant.

I know you get it. Charles dont' get it.

Of course you both get it, you millennial trash.

So say I order something from Burger King and they bring it out to me. If I insist that they made me the wrong food item despite what it says on the receipt or whatever, they're just going to say sorry and make me the supposedly correct food anyways, right?

I imagine they'll just look you in the face like you're retarded and tell you "yeah no that's what you ordered" until they get so annoyed they tell you to **** off. Store level employees are not office drones who've embraced their own internalized slavery. They still think they have dignity and have their limits.

Even if I pretend to have corporate on the phone?

Knowing you I imagine they'd happily jump through every Fuck You hoop they needed to to let you know you can go **** yourself.

See that's why I like McDonald's better.

The vibe in this thread is lame must be the full moon