C'mon, is that really the best you could come up with?

He used to be funny

You see it's a top down effect. Your large eyebrows combine with your large eyes to overfill a rather small face, then your long nose comes crashing down to make your lips look even thinner, and as one's eyes are drawn down to each feature in turn it all further combines to make your chin look like an incel's.

Bruh I've seen your hair, you have no instinct for aesthetics.

"I guess that's a good joke, but it lacks a e s t h e t i c"

Incel chin?

lmao. nice try but swing and a miss.

that's legit why I wont let Chad shave his beard tho

Fuggetaboutit you both look like dorks.

Receding hairline=never carded

Suck on that, bitchfaces. My ID has been expired for like 6 months with no problems.

Dude

You look like a bad 40.

As I said, suck it bitchfaces.

Last time I was carded was a couple years ago when some twat wouldn't sell my friend beer cause my ID was expired. Like, I'm clearly the guy on the card, I'm clearly not under 21, the other dude has his license, so what the **** is your problem? Also the only time I've ever been carded when with someone else who was buying.

She's pwetty and you know it.
U just jelly.

I get carded for cigs if I'm clean shaven, and I'm 31.

Like a fine wine . . .

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...n_of_Homer.jpg

The Batdork **** getting old. lol You're gorgeous, Wolfie. If I was 20 years younger...

They must see the manchild in you.

They see the child in the manchild in him.

Layers.

Beard and Metal:

http://oi66.tinypic.com/2mxl3xz.jpg

No Beard, Crappy Old Car Pic:

http://oi66.tinypic.com/2r77pyf.jpg

player

It’s like your fly is down but it isn’t. Odd.

:laughing::laughing:

Nah, it was just ****ing freezing and starting to rain and I wear baggier pants most of the time.

I like those trees.

If there's anything Florida is good at doing, it's being weird and vaguely creepy.

There’s no better place on earth to trip acid at a graveyard.

You are gonna have one gnarly old man beard one day.

I've been known to do that on certain occasions, yes.

Smoke, you look like the kind of people I used to hang with back in the days of the early Chicago Metal scene. Pretty much these dudes:

An oral history of Chicago’s metal scene: the early years

Lots of good times I can't remember.

Well, we're not all lucky enough to go bald in our 30's so that we don't get carded.

Ha! I'm only 24. I bet you feel dumb now.

Lookin' good! Whatcha drinkin'?

An old fashioned. I forget which whiskey it was.

Would stand next to while also wearing a suit.

3 years from now

http://img3.looper.com/img/gallery/w...1507818327.jpg

Why, hello. And what do they call you?

Wet. Makeyou Wet.

*unzips*

[pushes me into water]

Cheers!
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Your face takes the entire point out of wearing a tuxedo. You really can't make that thing look distinguished.