"I like my coffee white, like my privilege."

You look like you have good hygiene.

Thanks cuz. I also see you are a fan of amusing myths. High fivvveee.

I'm turning 29 pretty soon, and since I joined MB here in late 2008...dang, I was fresh out of high school at that point. What a ride.

You're mildly hot.

You don't ****ing eat ants you goddamn liar.

Eminem isn't a real eminem either.

New name now offi66cial.

I suddenly feel claustrophobic.

Probably cause we have more hair on our faces than you have on your head.

I'm higher than you.

I stay high.

Yeah, well I'm calmer than you are dude.

Fair enough.

Balding aint no issue 'round here, Stubby.

Sup, John?

couple pics from vacation
 

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Where the hell is that and can I come relax in whatever the **** that middle chair thing is?

The first two pics are in Nha Trang, Vietnam. The chair thingy is at Sailing Divers Club there, it's a great little club/diving center you definitely should go if you can! Third pic is in Anmyeondo in South Korea.

Vietnam looks kinda dank tbh.

Gonna be in Vietnam for the next 10 days, shoot me some recommendations if you have any! Food or places to see...but mostly food...[Ho Chi Minh, Hoi An, Hue, Hanoi]

I would fly to Vietnam to sit in that goddamn chair.

Please tell me those tattoos aren't real. Please please tell me they aren't real.

Are you taking cuisine recs?

Not unless they're in a 5 mile radius of my cabin in the Alaskan mountain-range.

You should check out the restaurant Noir in Ho Chi Minh! It's an in-the-dark fine dining experience. Completely pitch-black and you have no idea what you're eating until afterwards and all the servers are blind. It's awesome! They also own Blanc which has servers who are deaf and you have to order in sign language.

I didn't know anything about it before I went, and I have to say it was one of my favorite places after I visited. I'd love to go back sometime.

It was the best chair ever.

Hah, we have that in KL. People say good things about it but I'm kind of reluctant to eat something I can't see. ;)

So they even beat us as hipsters? We need to teach them basketball just so we can win something.

lulululz

Ha, you wish Alex Jones was as sane as Shoenice.

Nice to see a fellow ginger-bearded fellow.

Don't encourage him now

Good call, that was a close one.

*begins growing black beard hair*

Is it true that gingers don't have souls?

A common misconception. In reality, gingers have no internal organs whatsoever.

If you bleached that you'd be a dead ringer for Brother Ali.

Nice Sun Records shirt :beer: