a true beacon for human waste

Everyone keeps saying how terrible your hair is but I think your beard and especially moustache might be even worse.

I've trimmed them.

Edit: And my hair goes past my nipples now.

@ Lucem: "Mon$ta Of Da Lake" HaHa! You are plenty edgy!

^ :laughing: For once, Nessie is not the centre of focus in a photo; she has been upstaged by our very own water nymph with an evil streak.

^ Clearly we need some more photos Chiomara. :D

^ Is this your first photo here, elphenor? You look younger and thinner than I expected, but I'm very happy to put a face to the username. You remind me of Tom Cruise and I like your choice of simple, discreet clothes, though I would've expected something more anarchic somehow - something that breaks the rules, the way you do with English grammar!

Shave every hair you have on your body and start again.

Braid all of your hair together.

Curly-cue mustache. Not really edgy any time this century, but you have the perfect setup for it.

That was my first thought: Tom Cruise hairstyle.

https://static1.squarespace.com/stat...x-bio_pic2.jpg

^Now that's a mustache.

You guys are such d!cks, it's amazing. And all mod material. If this is how you treat your friends in real life, then you guys need to start over. :rolleyes:

Btw, Lucem, you look very scandi, where are you from?

Excuse me but I was actually being supportive. And comedy>"decency" erryday.

What're you, 12?

No. Are you?

:laughing: Oh brother...:rolleyes:

It is a bit of a silly question, isn't it?

I'll cop to being a dick btw.

Utah, as far as I know I'm mostly English and Irish with a small touch of native American.

Well that's something..:)

Wow, fascinating. I could've sworn you were Finnish or something. Maybe it's the touch of native american?

I don't know, I could be. I just never really cared about where I came from.

He's not Finnish, he's only 28.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indige...the_continents

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*badum tssss*

*crickets*

"is this thing on?"

Thanks. I wasn't being a dick. I was generally confused.

A joke for the footy lads.

That's some friendly ball-busting. I'd obviously never do that if I didn't know that Lucem doesn't take this **** seriously and makes fun of himself as well.

And yes, i do treat my friends, who thankfully aren't whiny-ass pussies, the same. As they treat me. And we all have a great laugh together.

btw

https://i.imgur.com/G4CzuL.jpg

Why would he need to make fun of himself?

Soooo people who opt for mutual respect, politeness and good manners are whiny-ass pussies?

Less chinstrap more beard!

Idk about need but some people use self-deprecation as a platform for humour.

Is being condescending while trying to police others considered polite or good manners?

Your mustache always makes me thing of Vlad Tepes at the methadone clinic.

Did somebody just punch you in the mouth?

I get it that self-deprecting humour isn't really you're thing but the concept can't be so alien to you, that it completely baffles you. Or does it?

Mutual respect, politeness and good manners are great and very important to me. What do good-natured jokes among consenting adults have to do with that?

Those are called sensual jew-lips.

Your lower lip makes you look like you're begging your mother for a cookie.

Chicks dig it.

Chicks dig most things tbh.

They do, if you're generally awesome.

So do shovels.

You'd need a shovel to dig this ass.

You don't mind if I quote you, right?

Always nice to put a face to the folks who slap your ass when you get out of line.

Which counts him out of the conversation. Has he even ever gotten laid???

What an odd assumption to make.

Herpes?

I love finding never-worn vintage clothing at a great price. I found this dress shirt new with tag from the 70s on Etsy. The custom KLF pyramid blaster and Deutsche Grammophon Avant-Garde enamel pinbacks are from Etsy as well.

This is a continuation of my attempt to make my vintage style a bit more contemporary while still retaining my unique character. I think I did all right.

https://i.imgur.com/CQ2MpXxl.jpg