If I'm not too tired when I get home I'll think of a good list of local stuff to look for. Bear Republic might be more prominent where you are.

http://www.portersandstouts.com/uplo...421498.jpg?325

Best beer ever bottled.

You remember I'm in El Cajon right next to the 8 and the Alpine border?

My beer story. Back in 1977 when Smokey and The Bandit came out, no-one had heard of Coors and it wasn't sold anywhere. One of the my buds' dads had a friend who had a friend who arraigned to have half a dozen cases flown out to Boston (on ice) from the Golden Colorado factory. My old 3 piece band blew through a case and it was amazing. By the time it made it's way out here officially, a couple of years later, it had had the life sucked out of it.

Also visited the Bud plant in New Hampshire and it had this large viewing room that overlooked the brewery. There was a huge stainless steel vat that had a hose running right up to the observation room. You could draw a small cup right from the vat. It was warm, but again amazing. Straight up brew with no post processing. Pretty sure the ingredients that they were using back then were of higher quality than now.

Even with all of the evolution of specialty beers, micro brews, etc. Those are still two of my fave (taste wise) beer memories.

Very stoned. I'm legit in space dudes.

http://i.imgur.com/uZsUywN.jpg

You cockeyed mother****er.

I have a lazy eye because I'm legally blind. Birth defect. Thanks dick.

Deschutes is good but I definitely wouldn't give it that title. I like their Mosaic more.

lol

love it

Are you really legally blind?

It’s not available down here so it’s mostly nostalgia from my wonderfully happy PDX days.

Yessir. I was born with macular degeneration. Basically my left eye never fully developed. I have x rays to prove it.

I can't tell if you're talking to me tbh.

Doesn’t that cause full blindness over time?

Not gonna lie that was a fantastic zinger

Apparently. But my right eye has perfect vision.

I once had an eye infection that got so bad the ophthalmologist told me there was a small chance I could go blind. It terrified me. It did crack my cornea. I had to get new glasses but that was it. It finally got better. ****ing expensive as **** too.

https://i.imgur.com/766x0nQ.png

speaking of eye infections

The biggest issue I have had with it is the fact that I can literally not get a drivers license. If it's not me failing the vision test, it's the fact that the driving school will not let a person who is blind behind a wheel. It's a strict rule apparently and everyone in this god damn state follows it. So that's why I have never been able to drive.

Damn, dude. Great one.

It's a crime that they don't let blind people drive.

You look like you're experiencing the after-effects of inhaling the smoke from burning the crushed up buds of the cannabis plant.

Especially since I imagine I'd be a better driver than someone that has had a license for years.

Ye

*throws basketball at the left side of kiiii's head*

if you're all ignoring me as a collective form of negging it's definitely working

I already told you that's what I'm doing. I have no need to ignore you as well.

I forgot you posted a picture. That, and The Batlord is always sitting in front my monitor so I can barely see the screen most of the time.

Where am I supposed to be sitting? Your lap? Your keyboard?

I've no problem with it. I'm just using you as justification for my laziness.

ftfy

You're not an eye infection.

Nice

That's all I wanted

I forget, is your hair a desirable length yet?

Yeah dude it's been growing out for like four years.

Could you lean back and tie it to your foot like you were a human harp?

wut

sometimes i can’t tell if batlord tries way too much or not enough

this is one of those times

Sumpin like dat but with head attached to foot..

https://i2.wp.com/www.bodybuildinges...lexibility.jpg

Bit of a stretch innit