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boo boo 07-15-2009 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bungalow (Post 704345)
I think Scott was making a comment about the immediate slobber-fest that occurs anytime a moderately attractive girl posts a picture on the internet more so than complaining that his pictures were overlooked. I hate to break this to you all, but the reward for most witty/suave/gentlemanly post in response to a girl online is not a blowjob. Vying for attention just sort of makes you look like a loser.
Oh no, you mean we're not well respected? On the internet? Say it ain't so.

But whatever, I'll try and be more tasteful for now on.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 702633)
"Hey let's start a band"

"Sure, what instrument should I play?"

"How about bass? Cuz you're black"

Lawl

SATCHMO 07-15-2009 11:43 PM
Whatever, put your straight razor away.

dac 07-16-2009 03:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 704500)
Oh no, you mean we're not well respected? On the internet? Say it ain't so.

But whatever, I'll try and be more tasteful for now on.



"Hey let's start a band"

"Sure, what instrument should I play?"

"How about bass? Cuz you're black"

"Dude I don't have a bass"

"Yes you do dude, you're black, there's one in your basement"

...

"Hey you were right, there was one in my basement!"

"Yeah, I know. Now play me a G"

"But I don't know how to play bass!"

"Jesus Christ! You're Black. You know how to play bass, so play me a G"

*Plays G
"Goddammit"
*finished

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 07-16-2009 03:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 704481)
Now guys, you know I'm not a pedo.

All my unexpecting headshave victims are of legal age.
please stop

forever

boo boo 07-16-2009 05:50 AM
That only gives me incentive to keep posting.

And for saying that, it's quite clear to everyone that you WANT me to, if I didn't, who would you have left to troll?

Roygbiv 07-16-2009 06:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 704500)
Oh no, you mean we're not well respected? On the internet? Say it ain't so.

But whatever, I'll try and be more tasteful for now on.



"Hey let's start a band"

"Sure, what instrument should I play?"

"How about bass? Cuz you're black"

Lawl
That's pretty much how I started playing the Bass.

LoathsomePete 07-16-2009 01:38 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...60292_7130.jpg

One of my older brother and I from last summer.

Arya Stark 07-16-2009 01:40 PM
Which one are yu?

LoathsomePete 07-16-2009 01:44 PM
Well considering I thoughtfully provide the comment that I was with my older brother would logically make me the younger one in the photo.

ElephantSack 07-16-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 703288)
no excuse required
Only at weddings, it's socially acceptable. Nobody yells at you for getting hammered and kissing your best friend's wife. I don't mind weddings, although I don't think I'll ever have one myself.


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