I can't think of a single ugly person I know.

Uhm.... never mind, I've thought of a few. Ooops, a few more. Damn, even more.

Something about logging on to MB.........

Move to Virginia. OMG how do these people breed looking like that? They can't be attracted to each other, and yet they're like vermin.

Penis, meet vagina. Ignore everything else.

:love:
Where's your cat, though? :c

Thanks c: When's the last time you post a photo by the way?

Whenever someone (in public) tells you to smile, the correct response is to unhinge your jaw and release a swarm of locusts.

As in you also have rosacea or you just look drunk all the time? (or both?)
Oh, also, in plug I remarked that you look somewhat like a very young Clark Gable-- I meant to provide photo evidence.

OK, this is the best I can do.
https://s12.postimg.org/93pjo4la5/00s5l.jpg
(Every time I attempt to smile in photos I feel I look like the grimacing stock photo man)

AHH!!! You look just like (well, the hair at least) Tim Buckley :love:

Amazing. You should frame them and hang them up in your bathroom to confuse guests. (And at first I thought the top one read 'Cresent Flesh')

How do people find their soul mate in their town of under 900? How do magnets work?

Kinda creepy, but not in a bad way.

You can't explain that.

Lovely. Stop being shy about it.

I just spit on my laptop monitor and keyboard. Thanks for that. :D

Nice neghit, bro. 7/10

Thanks Chula.

That's what I aim for.

(Or more specifically: a 1960s boarding school student who may or may not be summoning Enochian demons in the library aesthetic)

Thanks, dude.

I'm thinking more alien sleeper agent.

I cannot disclose the exact purpose of my current flesh vessel.

Mars.

You're a cute girl.

For some reason it's a lot creepier when you say it.

I don't know why, but that's what I was thinking as well. There's literally nothing wrong with what blank said, but it's just creepy for no apparent reason.

I apologize. I had something in my throat. You're an ugly cunt (You don't know me too well chio, so I'll put a disclaimer here for you, I'm just kidding.)

In case anybody else is looking in and can't read. The minute I understood blank's humor, the more I liked him.

also in case you're all wondering, this is what i really look like.

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...82&oe=5982184E

Is this your dad?


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c0e3ed8ea9.jpg

yes :( i haven't seen him since the years in 'nam.

Kiii Rader... you woulda been the coolest kid in HS if he named you Pi.

I don't think you get popular by raiding urine.

Me and Sadastik

Who's uglier tho

https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.n...80&oe=597C5FF8

How was the show? I missed my chance to see him on the 20th.

It was ****ing awesome. The other acts were okay. I kept calling Nacho Picasso Macklemore which was really funny, but Sadistik, who was the reason I went, was great. Not a big turn out like I expected, but that made the show a little more intimate than shows I usually experience. Me and a few people also got to hang out with him after the show. He's really chill. Mostly performed songs off the new album but definitely pulled out the big songs like 1984 and Chemical Burns.

Pete! Nice to see you around! :)

Definitely you.

Are you a member of Limp Bizkit?

Or Corey Feldman's uncle?

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/C...pEihDshT_l.jpg

Damn I'm planning this two week camping/road trip back to my hometown in June but I almost cancelled the whole thing when I saw Corey Feldman was going to be performing in a neighboring town at the same time.

Why did girls ever want to **** him? Everything below his nose looks warped and creepy. Like Bruce Lee gave Charlie Sheen an uppercut.

Sorry.

I've never wanted to **** him but I definitely would pay to see him pretending to be MJ with a band of angels

Michael Jordan I hope.

Rez <3

I don't know which is more insulting. Calling me a member of Limp Biscuit or Corey Feldman's uncle. Limp Biscuit. Yeah, hands down Limp Biscuit is more insulting.

The latter implies that you are ugly though, and rightfully so. I wouldn't **** you if I were gay.

'Sup Rezdog

Are you implying that you would **** Limp Bizkit?

At least I wouldn't have to look at the back of Fred Durst's head.