gay

i know

That's way more of your forehead than I was prepared for.

You're welcome.

You should grow a beard.

Also you look like you're doing some sort of backstretch/yoga pose.

I'm not entirely sure why but he kind of reminds me of one of those menacingly fru fru rich people from The Hunger Games.

Skimmed through again.. Chula Vista & DwnWthVwls, you both look exactly like two of my exes which is unnerving me a bit.

You look very wholesome and cute. Are you a disembodied torso? I haven't had coffee yet and it looks like your torso is just kind of casually floating on a counter or something.

You have excellent taste... :banghead:

Don't.

You know what that means, right? If you visit Chula you got potential side pussy.

Awe shucks.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...b0&oe=590BDF80

Your chin started weak, had a hurrah around grade school, and then began a long, slow decline into mediocrity.

You sure you're not referring to your penis?

Nah, defly your chin. It's inconsistent.

Would flash.

Would not touch with 10-foot pole.

Was great to see you, Bob, as always! We'll have to host you in SR sometime - Phantasm marathon, or von Trier?

And thanks, FPK, I'm happy to make you happy, boo.

http://i64.tinypic.com/10gboll.jpg

Tell me I'm not the cutest rodeo baby you've ever seen

You are not the not cutest rodeo baby I've ever seen.

Did you die?

Chula are you okay?

Wwwp youre such a badass.

:thumb:

It's been a while. You like the girly bathroom? and no those aren't cum stains, the mirror is a little dusty. Get your mind out of the gutter Edgelord.

http://i.imgur.com/91FuDj7l.jpg

You look like a bearded dyke.

Thanks dude.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day...

ur cute :o:

You wanna cuddle? ;)

Hey, I was about to post a poorly lit bathroom photo too! (Maybe later if I'm still feeling masochistic.)

I like this whole grandma bathroom + city lumberjack aesthetic/contrast you have going on. What's your eye color? It's hard to tell.
(And I'm going to have to inform my ex that he indeed has a clone running around. Right down to the flannel.)

Seconded! c:

Baseboard heating? Flashback.

Join the club! Do you have a crazy wardrobe like your male counterpart, Innerspaceboy?

They are hazel.. usually grey/green, they change color quite often, and it's my moms bathroom lol..

Somewhat! I have lots of vintage stuff, though it's not quite as flamboyant as I'd like (yet!) aside from my very dramatic, floor-length faux fur coat. No Victorian clothing, sadly-- only 1930s-60s. Like this:

https://s4.postimg.org/521or2vot/00332.jpg

(This was an outtake, otherwise I might have tried to actually look at the mirror rather than at my phone) The skirt is a tennis skirt from the 1930s, but the top is actually modern, believe it or not. Not sure why I'm wearing pink ballerina tights. Typically I'd wear it with a sheer black vintage kimono and lace fleur-de-lis patterned tights. (Though lately I often just wear a 1950s skirt with a plain cashmere sweater, Audrey Horne style!)

And here's an enthralling photo of the back of my head; this is my favorite dress, because an evangelist drunk man once told me it made me look like the demon Lilith. :D
https://s3.postimg.org/t54j4t3z7/IMG_3974.jpg
In person the dress is bright red (with a black floral pattern) and laces up in the front. It's longer than floor length so I also trip on it constantly.

And I have a regular face photo in my profile, which I change weekly since I inevitably get sick of each photo fairly quickly.

(Sorry, that was entirely too much boring information.)

Instantly thought about Shadow's wife from American Gods. I have no clue why.

That second pic screams Florence. :) Its always cool to put a face to the name.

Incoming ginger comments. Im calling it now.

Why thank you! I was actually kind of going for the Botticelli-like hair that she has, in fact! I'm growing it back out to waist length.

And red isn't my natural color, unfortunately! (It's only henna.) I wish it was.
note: it is NOT neon orange in person, thankfully.

Edit: Chula, that's interesting, if a bit confusing.. wasn't Laura the um.. Dead blowjob lady? (I only ever read the first bit of the book, so I don't remember exactly)

Kinda wasted in hindsight, eh? :D

No such thing as too much info from you! It's interesting to see your trains of thought

Oh, and you look great in these photos, friend!

Thanks! If you say so c:
Have you posted a picture in this thread yet?

I managed to dig up a full-size face picture from last halloween that I don't hate too much. As you can see, I have a weird nose, and the search still goes on for my chin. Not sure what I'm doing with my hand there, either. https://s24.postimg.org/cbk8rji4l/IMG_2048.jpg
Oh, and that choker I'm wearing is in fact an ancient artifact from Hot Topic (circa 2004-2006) !! The photo is cropped because I was wearing bat ears for my (sadly abandoned) bat costume.

You look like you think you're better than me.