I won't be lady-like until AFTER the surgery.

The most disappointing thing about Glasto: seeing young, sprightly, beautiful women coming out of the long drop toilets. A depressing smack of reality every time you need a piss.

Hahaha... you on about emo kids?

Yeah but my old man once told me that if you can picture a woman taking a shit and you still want to fuck her it's true love.

Or coprophilia. But whichever word you'd rather use ...


Not many of those at Glasto. This isn't Download festival. This has women that dye their hair pinks and greens to stand out, rather than reds to fit in, don't wear make up because there's no mirror in the tent and don't want to look like the twat that's slept in yesterdays make up because there are no showers and wear clothes suitable to the weather (i.e. not dressed in all black on a boiling sunny day). It's just depressing every time you see one coming out of the toilet because you remember you live in reality, where people **** to survive.

Truly.
And while you're tearing a broad to pieces you also remember you do that to survive as well. Sexually.. Um... Ok that's ripperish.

Yeah but men are allowed to ****. And fart and burp and such. Them's the rules. If girls do that it destroys the image. Like, you KNOW it happens but up until a certain point in your life you can happily ignore the fact that it does.

Also for the record I found it really refreshing to be able to walk about and see genuinely attractive girls who haven't lathered on make up or spent hours on their hair because there literally isn't the time or space for it. Where the most product on a persons face was a bindi or some day-glow face paint but nothing more intense and the only product in hair was the occasional colour dye.

Just in case you missed me. In Germany over the weekend festival time:
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...o/DSCF0315.jpg

sweet shirt haha

Nice beard! :D Did you have fun? Grass is so green over there. Here in summer, it's yellow.