How rekt were you last night?? That was over the course of several hours, and you seemed sober. I think youre faking your intoxication to save yourself from embarrassment :D

I'm lost. Help me.

We also trolled you like a mother****er when you didn't get some joke in the... Spam Thread? Your Day thread? Someone help me out here. He needs to remember that.

Honestly, you know me pretty well. I'd give into the embarrassment if I could remember how embarrassing it was. But I was pretty out of it. I've just been able to shield it to live a normal life.

Ki has officially lost it.

That would be my airchair analysis as well.

This has been a long time coming. It's time for me to embrace it and live the life I belong. A crippling depressing near to death life with no purpose.

I stare into Ki's eyes, and all I see is death.

That's giving me too much credit.

Can we all just agree on one thing? Ki sucks.

I see no reason to disagree with this.

What if I were to tell you that he doesn't suck? Would you believe me?

No. Because he does, but the fact that he's the coolest person on this site is very alarming.

Don't make silly accusations about my character.

ki isn't even in the top 5 of cool on mb

And you are?

I hope i'm in the bottom 5.

you can't put yourself on your own list, duh

Who let you decide the list? This is bull****!

ok fine you can be on list but please just don't ban me :(

the list

_Violet_

/endthread

I just want a good and democratic list.

Can members' pets count as cadidates? I can't in good conscience vote for Ki, but his feline companion is pretty badass.

Youre my favorite chimp.

I mean, that's fair. My cat is really the only good thing I have going for me.

Thats not true. Your winrate on rocket league is decent.

That is also a fact.

The real question we all wanna know is, what's your K/D on COD?

Only ***gots and Batlord play COD. I'm a real man. I play CS:GO.

You look like you just rolled right outta the closet.

Is anyone else picturing Pinnochio's nose grow?

I legit didn't see the picture for a second, and thought you were insulting Ki.

It's funny you take that out of the post, when the rest of the post was insinuating that CS:GO is more manly than COD. The irony in all of this is astounding.

:laughing:

What's the label called when you're a hetero but sort of flamboyant and would most likely never do gay shit in their life? There's a word for it.

I don't "game."

**** you, nigga. I own Modern Warfare 1 just in case I ever get the urge, and COD 2 cause shooting Nazis is awesome. Only FPS I'd be caught dead playing these days is Borderlands 2. And I just got Crysis so we'll see how that goes.

"Metro"?

You're not the man I thought you were.

You've redeemed yourself since every game you mentioned is actually fantastic. I recently got Crysis as well. It's great. You'll have a good time.

This coming from the guy that ****ed a stripper.