I can't sleep. blah

You have no right to change my avatar!

#downwithfrown

Bored but not banned.

All right. Shut up. Stop making this about me.

Not unless you ask me to make it bigger.

Well that was mean... you're cranky this morning.

In fairness, you started it.

https://plug.dj/mb

If anyone wants to listen to an ENTIRE Ace of Bass album.

Thank god, something to do.

You could fill out a job application.

Nah.

Frownland, this thread is only for posting pictures of members. Please follow the rules.:nono:

I'll get to it man, still working my way through deleting all of these non photo replies starting at page one, including the OP. 3000 pages is a lot.

So you're saying that the rules don't apply when it's convenient for you.

Nah the rules don't apply until we apply them (meaning delete that post and yours and this one and your response and my retort and so on).

Which is when it's convenient for you.

I just deleted 30 of your posts and it was inconvenient because I missed a minute and a half of The Simpsons. Take that, bitch!

I probably won't ever know which ones.

Edit: If you deleted a post where I complimented anybody's titties I'm going to be so upset with you.

Sorry. Wasn't trying to be mean. Just going with the spirit of MB, but if I have shot my arrow over the house and wounded my brother, please accept my apologies.

When we first became friends, Sir and I, we were equals. We met as two free moral agents.

Now, he and I have a relationship that long ago subsumed friendship. There are elements of friendship in it, left over from what birthed our relationship. Now, friendship falls utterly short of describing what we share. It is a unity and union that so far surpass what one could call friendship, or even married love, that it can hardly be described in those terms.

Yes, I obey him. I obey him because my obedience and submission are a gift I gave to him, one which he graciously accepted, but our relationship is so full of generosity on both sides that we spend so much time trying to outdo each other in expressions of kindness there is no time to concern ourselves with other things.

Personally, I think your relationship dynamic sounds just lovely. :)

Some people are simply unable to comprehend that happily married couples actually exist... especially (cough) cynics who happen to be having an affair with a married woman.

@Mord - I was only joking. Idc, i just thought your response was out of character so i decided to joke a bit.
@Ked - I know all about how your relationship works. I have nothing against it, I think its a nice thing if you can make it work. I think both of you mistook my point about the dynamics of a relationship as a personal attack when I was actually trying to use your relationship as a positive example.
@Chels - We are just friends again and im a romantic not a cynic. I think they have a wonderful relationship if its actually as good as they make it out to be.

So there screw all of you :D

You look exactly how I imagined you would look.

I like your hair

I assumed there'd be more track marks.

Fair enough... minus the screw, of course :D

I was thinking the same thing.

All you need is a fedora and the ladies will be bashing your door down.

Especially the homeless exgfs in need of shelter from the storm.

Nah, she would never stoop to elphenor level. I think that's a double burn, but I can't quite tell.

I can't tell either... mostly because I don't understand the joke :confused:

A post high night mixed with stale coffee and me just waking up has made this lack of funny joke possible. You're welcome.

Stop blaming the weed and coffee... they've contributed more to this world than any of us ever will.

Hey, anything to keep my mind and body occupied while I slowly wither away into crippling depression is necessary.

You have no idea.

Didn't she like feminine men? Elph seems like a perfect choice.

:laughing: please tell me that was intentional!

So you just walk around like a tool without a blazer?

What the ****.

Well, your mother has said I'm quick.

Wow, talk about stale insults.