Welp.

Nicolas Cage could be gone.

That movie was my shit when I was like seven.

The same can be said about the Wicker Man.

Me and my little sister's best friend as best man and maid of honor at her wedding (1985).
Got to see her recently and she's still a doll. :beer: That's the kind of **** that makes life worth living.

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...4e&oe=581390B1

Now this is just gratuitous... Either keep the mustache and drop the smile, or vice versa, but you're not allowed to have both.

Are you sure he wasn't just drinking some chocolate milk?

The mustache was the worst phase of my life.

Yeh... way worse than the pedophilia. :rolleyes:

Hey, pedophilia is what wakes me up in the morning. Gets my blood pumping.

Nothing wrong with a pedo stache.

Idk how long it's been, but here I am with the same look as always... just woke up after first night of vacation at the shore.
http://i.imgur.com/4VfUZR9l.jpg

I think they go hand-in-hand.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my cousin Jamie?

The only man ive ever seen pull of the stache is Magnum P.I

You killed my father, bitch!

Nope.. Godzilla, John Goodman, DJ Khaled... never Jamie.

Also,
Inigo > Magnum

Inigo was a fictional character, Magnum P.I was a real person.

He wasn't real? My entire reality has just been turned upside down.

Got hitched last weekend. A friend snapped a playfully candid shot of my wedding attire just before I did my big Tom Waits number. (And upon second glance I see she captured our Kitchen Viking in the shot, as well.)

http://i.imgur.com/4VQRXMQl.jpg

Kitchen Viking?

The bearded giant in the background, doofus.

The dude is stupid tall. And Nordic. And a Viking. I got him one of these for being a groomsman and he freaked the hell out.

http://i.imgur.com/GXdWBrkl.jpg

I love this.

That only explains part of the issue.

Okay, but why is he a KITCHEN Viking? And why is he YOUR Kitchen Viking?

He was in the kitchen...

...while being a VIKING!

Therefore = Kitchen Viking

But Kitchen Viking implies that he has a special relationship with kitchens beside that picture alone.

He has. He's a CHEF. Q.E.D.

Many happy returns of your big day, innerspaceboy!

And for the record, I thought a Viking came with every kitchen? At least every kitchen I've ever been in, at least ever since I myself tied the knot... so makes perfect sense to me.

It took you this long to learn how to tie your shoes? Someone's late to the party.

Lookin sharp my friend.

Thank you! Dapper gent is dapper.

Genter dap is genter.

The genter dap is a myth.

congratulations!!!!!!!

I don't tie shoes, silly. That's what Velcro is for.