I've got buttcrack hair too. What's your point?

gross

my point is i know hes fat but so are you

Did you check him for buttcrack hair?

gross why are you so obsessed with butt hair

Mine are stuck together and I need scissors.

i know you're dying for me to help but you're going to have to do that on your own, hun <3

You're kind of a narcissist. :)

at least i'm not a terrorist

You terrify me and you're not white so I have some bad news for you.

I thought you were Arab?

you're both on my list now. you better sleep with one eye open.

My original major was in journalism, so I think I know a terrorist when I see one.

la ilah ila allah muhammedun rasul allah allahu akbar allahu akbar *bass drops*

Not to change the subject..............

My rock star kid in her salon, which she and her guy designed and built from the ground up.

http://www.modernluxury.com/sites/de...n/bec_5411.jpg

^What's her username?

I'd put that into google translate but I don't want to be on any watchlists in the event that I run for president.

What's her guy's username? I'll fight him for her.

holy crap that place looks cool congrats <3

I'm not sure I could handle you coming over for Christmas dinner......

lol why hes just a small child

I got a couple greys/whites in my beard also.. Who cares? Mr. Mullet judging people.. pshh.

I found a gray hair in my beard, immediately freaked out, left my wife for a chick ten years younger than me, quit my job to pursue my professional hackey sack career, then found out that I had just left some shampoo in my beard.

At least I like Zeppelin more than 95% of the board, that alone should gain your approval.

People would rather be on a flight with a small child than they would with a terrorist.

At least the terrorist will be quiet before he kills us all.

I'm a seat kicker not a screamer, just make sure to leave more than a row between us are you're good.

thank you, batlord. i appreciate it.

I might hate all minorities but that pales in comparison to my overwhelming revulsion towards children.

Children are also a minority.

But an ever-growing minority...

Latest custom printed tee arrived in the post! #piratepride

http://i.imgur.com/9oMYnhCl.jpg

but you stop being a child at some point no????? ya never stop being black or a jew tho............. so its not quite the same js...

I stopped being a Jew.

yeah you can stop being a jew any time you please.

MJ even stopped being black.

Meh not true.

One drop rule applies.

Nvm that isn't even a case of one drop rule but yeah.

Nope

:rofl:

Just saying....

im talking jewish the ethnicity not jewish the religion smh......

I know it must be tough for you being out-smarted by a fifth grader all the time, but still no need to be a hater and whatnot.

I know you think you're smart but you're not that smart.

Vitiligo = not black? :banghead:

it was supposed to be a joke but it was a lame duck joke.