No broad brushing. I'm talking specifically about you and Ki.

And Ki, go back and read the dialogue. It was a very friendly and fun exchange between me and the lovely girl in Italy. It's only you and Frowny that are trying to make it seem like a bad thing. Hmmmmm. Wonder why. Maybe you both need to masturbate to relieve some tension?

My only issue is that you seem to spout that people need to get out more and flirt with women or men and do something with their life, even though you have a pretty good track record of doing the exact opposite.

I'm questioning you because you're acting like a hypocrite.

Don't masturbate. That's bad advice.

You know it's bad when the pansexual Christian tells you not to masturbate.

Perfectly consistent.

Like I said, you have a history. It's like you with the weak sauce beard jokes.

What the flying **** are you talking about man? Supposition run amok.

You said it, not me.

Uhm, ..... nevermind.

So do you actually know about what dicks are like in porn these days, or do just have a fetish for blue balls?

Teddy's taken a back burner since I actually started getting laid again.

I was about to lay down some serial killer joke fire, but then I realized you wrote "back burner" and not "back seat".

Back on topic, here's a photo my wife took of her princess in her natural habitat :)

It's turned the wrong way but I'm dealing with mobile.

Some of us have permanent spinal damage from taking the back seat

If you know what I mean

You mean blunt force trauma to the back of the skull?

http://s33.postimg.org/h18wsw0pr/IMG_4413.jpg

Late night Chili's endeavors

Camera whore^.

Mi madre?

I would never talk about yer mother like that shes a wonderful lady and a fantastic cook.

My mom's frijoles are unrivaled

Los negros?

They go very good with my juevos.

Nobody eats eggs and beans, jackass.

His mom does.

Yeah who eats eggs and beans together? Wake up and smell the chimichangas already, Bat.

Hes an idiot he don't know.

He just needs a fat gordita, after that he should be fine.

I eat eggs and beans.

You're german. We exspect you to strange things.

Me circa 1995:



Me and girlfriend circa a couple weeks ago:

I'm soviet and in soviet russia strange things you.

Come to Southern California. Everyone eats eggs with beans around here.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2705/...72c294c72f.jpg

Two fellas in the Soviet Union are walking down the street, one fella asks "have we really achieved full communism, is this it? Is this now full communism?" The other guy goes "oh hell no, it's gonna get a lot worse" :laughing:

I call bull**** on that sir. You mean take her silly ass to the UK where it is common to have that in a Full Breakfast.

It isn't popular enough in Socal to be a Socal thing.

X2 hes tryna pass off a full English.

Nice google search, daddy-o.

You won't find a breakfast joint anywhere around here that doesn't have it on their menus. Southern California = lots of Mexicans. Mexicans eat beans with just about every meal. SoCal = Beans with breakfast.

You won't find bangers and mash though or Yorkshire pudding so you got me there.

Only if you hit on underrage girls.

Oh so it is okay for you to state your opinion but if someone states an opinion that disagrees with yours it is automatically whining? Gotcha :bonkhead:


Maybe it's changed in recent years but when I lived there. That wasn't true at all. Also just because Mexicans eat beans doesn't mean they want beans for breakfast.