And proud of it.

And in other news, using the word "bitch" makes you a big meany-head.

Just as a reminder, my mother is gay.

Suck on that.

He's the Helga to my Arnold.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/y...toons/1-18.gif

So you love him and your rival team?

You're asking someone to suck on your lesbian mother?

Just for the record, I'm not very picky.

You remember that I'm 55. Which would make my mother.....



http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conten...t_70s_show.gif

Can old people be gay? How's that sexy?

This:

https://images.icanvas.com/3d/horizo...4f5f6/7003.jpg

Doesn't always really equal this, you perv.

http://www.jeffandcarol.com/images1/...ayMarriage.jpg

Don't kinkshame, that's not cool.

Old, gay people are an affront to god. Anything that reminds me that old people have sex is an affront to god.

@ Frown. LOL. She reminds me of Heather Graham.

@ Bat. ........ Umh...... I got nothing at the moment. Well, I did **** a 50 year old woman with all sorts of dirty foreplay and it was ridiculously awesome. I was almost embarrassed that her moans were going to wake other people in the hotel.

It was that good.

Why is everything an old persons erotic book with you? Stick a sock in it pops.

I'm outta socks. You got one I can borrow? :D

Im sure Batlord has 100s of pairs...

I'm a tissue man.

Roxy said "stick a sock in it" not "stick it in a sock"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome


Welcome to my ignore list

I know what you're getting at, but I don't think that's the best way to put it...

Well then set me straight, Frownie.

(I admit I'm using a link to avoid an hour of typing)

Pun intended?

Ha ha that's very logical *Dooooooooooooooooh*


^ Firesign Theatre reference

(pun not imdended)

I thought only girls thought that guys actually jerked off with socks. Unless that's a guy thing that I've just been ignorant of all these years.

Sounds like a waste of perfectly good socks to me.

And I'd have to do laundry, like, twice a day. **** that.

If we could harness the energy of all the pent up sexual frustration on display in this thread we could revive the electric car.

Or waste a lot of socks.

Socks are just soft shoes

Thats why you only use gross old socks that you didnt plan on wearing anymore anyway

I prefer just using my tongue instead of a sock, just as nature intended.

RHCP: The band so boring that even cocked socks won't make them interesting.

Wouldn't that be "socked cocks"? Or have I just created a new phrase for hitting someone in the nuts?

Either way works.

And if anyone wants to use "The Socked Cocks" as a name for their new punk band, then they can have it. I wouldn't want to spend time around two-to-four other punks anyway.

Me: The sky is blue
You: Blue sucks
Me: Water is wet
You: Dry is so much better
Me: :thumb:
You: :crazy:

Blood Sugar Sex Magik is a killer disc. Having Rick Rubin on board made it work. Killer drumming on this one.

I'm gonna start a new band a called "Fifi".

Nah, you just happen to like a lot of terrible things. Actually, RCHP isn't that boring really, but Kiedis makes their music unlistenable.

I like them despite Kiedis. He does suck, but that rhythm section and funky guitar work gets me by.