If not, he's at least gotta be a professional ass kicker. Look at them paws.
He looks like he runs through brick walls just for something to do when he's bored. Jeez.

Amateur* Ass kicker.

MMA any?

Simplify it to backyard brawling then yes. As for official MMA, no. I'd like to get into it at some time, though.

You should.
I dunno about where you're at, but there's local types of amateur MMA organizations all around.

In fact, about a month or so ago I went watch some live fights sponsored locally. Big market in it following UFC and Pride. You'd naturally think the local stuff would be a good avenue into pursuing more recognized hookups.

hooooly crap O_o

I guess I'd need a lot of work, I'm only good at grappling/throwing my weight around. Can't really throw a punch, but I'm a clubbing machine!

Yea, I think he could take Kirby out.
Hehe.


Edit:
You'd keep an element of surprise if you could grapple, dude. A physique like that, everyone expects ground N pound. You probably have good takedown defense as a virtue of your build, but yea, judging by the look of you, I see you excelling at overpowering and using force to gain position. You wouldn't need to excel at striking ability, because you seem like the kind of guy who's more at home up close and personal, whether on the ground or up top.
Only thing I'd worry about with you is speed and reaction. Maybe that would be something you'd focus on in training.
No matter how big you are, you can only take so many bullets if ya know what I mean.
:)

Tryin to get me killed on my first week here? :P

I saw that dude a couple posts back in some prom pics. I can safely assume he has the ability to royally **** me up.

Where was this picture taken?