As opposed to all the rest of them.

Keep the jacket, just get the full jacket :laughing:

http://i.imgur.com/Z25hP0Q.jpg?1

Just got a job at Barnes and Noble so I went out and picked up some business casual clothes. Good news is that if this job doesn't work out I can always go for substitute teacher.

Dude, what's with the midget tie? The tip should reach your belt if you wanna do it right.

F*cking lame ass Target didn't sell black ties so this was the only one I had. I'm going to pick another one up before my first shift next week.

**** it up Joe. :pimp:

Careful tomorrow. Wouldn't want to wander into an abandoned house being used for a Satanic ritual

Bitch, I don't work Saturdays. I'm heading up to Ithica to get drunk and convince Cornell girls to have sex with me.

Leave the tie at home.

love it!

Now that's terrifying for Cornell. I pity them. Hopefully they won't be suffocated by your blanket of blubber.

Pardon my memory if I've posted this before..... Hey Plank, ever seen this one? Shawn Lane doing Texas Chain Saw Massacre fronting the Bucket.

i think roxy once termed him correctly: "angry little hobgoblin"

Nice.

http://i.imgur.com/OXyH7Jb.png?1

Surprisingly accurate.

Your face makes that hat look good. Should try IRL. :D

http://i.imgur.com/OyLigxb.jpg

I was a taco

That's the most boring costume party I've ever seen.

Two words. Gang bang.

Then that girl's in for a rough night. Or not. Those dudes actually look pretty milk toast.

http://i.imgur.com/KehunV5.jpg?1

I was a substitute teacher. I don't quite remember when the hat was implemented, but it didn't start off that way.

Hey, I eat Honey Bunches of Oats, too! We're like sisters.

You're sisters with one of my roommates, then.

One of? As in you have multiple roommates? I was wondering why there were fifty boxes of cereal on the fridge. Your roommate has better taste in cereal than you do BTW, and his/her musical taste is almost certainly superior as well.

And stop drinking milk out of the jug. Drinking milk is disgusting.

You just complimented an unabashed Nickelback fan's taste in music. I hope you're happy.

You can't prove I drank a drop.

Nickelback > WISK

What's WISK?

Nobody cares what your lame acronym actually is.

That wasn't the party you dunce, that was the pregame

lol aren't you literally a virgin

Way to bring down the Per Capita Costume Awesomeness Index of the party, you lamewads.

Hey at least some of us were thematically consistent...we had hot sauce, soy sauce, sriracha, and a taco. Then we had Charlie Brown, a pumpkin patch, and an accompanying pumpkin. And then there's the guy with the weird mask on the far right, but he's usually off in his own little world

So you're all a bunch of sheep is what you're saying. Props to the guy with the weird mask.

Congratulations on being consistently boring.

And what does soy sauce have to do with a taco?

What I'm gathering is that you guys don't have friends who try to get together to go to a Halloween party dressed as a collective group theme.

Obviously you missed it, so I'll just ask again: what does soy sauce have to do with a taco?

You are correct. My friends and I gathered with individuality in mind because themes make you have to pick out ****ty costumes like a taco or sriracha.