i buy monsters at work sometimes

when you are in a shipping container that is 95+ degrees, moving 1000+ boxes one by one at 130 lbs a piece, you don't want to **** with coffee for the most part

plus coffee is weak as **** compared to a monster. i do like a coffee when i am studying or doing something less active, just to stimulate thought

as for monster's taste, i don't mind the way it tastes if you put it on ice. ****, for all you weak willed women/canadians/californians out there, they even have a pink lemonade version which has like 180 ml or so of caffeine in a can

the price is a bit ridiculous i will admit... that's why now i get caffeine pills from the pharmacy and i only buy an energy drink occasionally

but yea long story short, caffeine is a helluva drug

It tastes terrible. I thought it was going to be awesome, because I love pink lemonade, but it tasted like a bitter fucking sugarbomb nightmare.

The good thing about water: you can dilute it as much as you like and it still tastes the same.
The bad thing about water: it only comes in one flavour - stale mouth.

Drink a few glasses of it before passing out and your hangover will be cut in half.

^

We need Water. People know this. Nous avons besoin d'Eau. C'est la situation de notre monde. Mayi ekobetela biso.

Let them drink milk shakes.

hahahaha.
Dude we need water first. Then we can get milk shaves. Anyway, I think my brother may buy some milk shakes since he likes them so damn much.

I don't know if I would want to shave with milk. I just don't see it being much use.

A thick, well-strained kefir might work well, however.

Maybe marshmallow sandwich spread...

Good consistency, but the high fructose corn syrup would surely dull the razor blade (to say nothing of the sugar feeding any Candida Albicans parasites that are on your skin...eww!!)

I like the kefir idea, perhaps whipped in a blender with flax seeds for consistency AND the added benefit of exfoliation and skin-softening fatty acids...

Now there's a product idea that's One annoying jingle away from making me a fortune.

It's called fluff.

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Batlord, you are a genius man. GENIUS.

I know, but just calling it "fluff" with no context might be confusing.

Mmhmm. Sure you do.

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Its 3 in the morning, hence the smug face

Sorry for the large picture. It's worse enough I'm not good looking but a large picture, forget it I'm asking for trouble

You just look uncomfortable tbh.

Nice floral wallpaper, queer.

Is that bathroom carpeted? Also, does it have two sinks on opposite walls?

It turns you on, right?
Hand selected myself, really love the aura it eminates.
Bathrooms carpeted yes, no two sinks though. That's the toilet opposite the sink you see.

I think he means the thing you're standing in front of and the sink on the right side of the picture? Also, carpet in bathroom seems like a terrible idea.

I'm standing in front of a tub. What's wrong with carpets in a bathroom?

Water and carpets are natural enemies.

Not to mention missing the toilet when you pee. That is one nasty ass carpet.

I don't bathe in that bathroom so no need to worry about water exposure to my tacky green carpets. As far as my urine, I never miss. Ever.

Oh boy, you must have drank too much.

ftfy

Do you never have sex before bed and wake up having to pee only to find your urine coming out like a serpent tongue? You can pee on 2 walls at the same time.

Besides, if you're standing up, no matter how good your aim, it's still going to splash onto the floor. It's just the way it is.

Of course, with that wallpaper you really might be sitting down.

And so what if I sit down? You got something against women you fat pig?

Only when I'm lucky.

Mi Amor, My love, Meu Amor, Mon Amour, Mpenzi Wangu, Bolingo na ngai
Cantar Celine Dion
Chanteuse Celine Dion
Mwimbaji Celine Dion
Singer Celine Dion
Moyembi Celine Dion

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I'll never look at Franco the same again.

What even are the last three pages...?

Gone

Stay on topic people.

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Yes sir.. :(.

I see you decided to go sans makeup today. Brave.

? Like you're looking at my face.

I can multi-task.

Heh. I bet. You're gonna need tissues bro.