This is how I hold my chopsticks, cause I see no reason to be a wannaba cultural tourist when I can just use a utensil I'm more comfortable with.


http://www.cotwguides.com/images/figures/g1_fig6.jpg

But I actually like using chopsticks better than forks. So, I'm not a cultural tourist. Bitch.

Cause you're a ****ing hipster, you wannabe.

^The fork was developed in Ancient Egypt, so you're still a cultural tourist by using them.

Chopsticks suck for eating rice, corn, dippin dots, anything small really. I like using them for noodles and steaks and **** like that though.

Yes, because I try so hard to be just like ancient Egyptians that I just have to eat like them as well.

At least you're self aware.

Ja.

If you eat a bowl of Pho with a fork I will hunt you down and kill you. And then piss on your corpse.

I would hunt myself down too and **** in my mouth.

Pho is my favourite food, a must with chopsticks unless there are no other options.

Wow, it's almost like you're actually Vietnamese.

It's like you've never eaten pho before.

This place is a 10 minute walk from my work. Amazing.

Pho Hiep Grill // Menu

http://www.phohiepgrill.com/toys/ima...ep-gallery.jpg

It's like you're a pretentious asshat.

Actually, it's cool if you don't exclusively use chopsticks for pho. You can also use one of these:

http://www.japanesestyle.com/sites/d...oup-spoon1.jpg

Or you could just use any other kind of spoon.

If you wanted less soup per scoop, yes. But if you would like to do things right you go trad. If you do not follow my food rules I will enforce them by cannibalization.

****ing white people.

Batlord: But I do things my way.

http://www.longislandpress.com/wp-co...randyquaid.jpg

Are we listing the things you've never done now?

I feel like this is an old people reference I should be getting.

Yeah, cause I'm sure the ladies are lining up for a handlebar mustache ride.

I just befriend older guys with moustaches and defile their daughters.

If we were it would have read: sex.

I've never had Pho, looks really good. Eating with chopsticks is just more fun, I use them a lot, but not with sushi. Sushi is meant to be eaten with your hands.

Oh my god you are so ****ing pretentious.

Says the dude reluctant to adapt to traditional ways of eating non-western meals.

Learn how to use chopsticks. It'll up your chances of getting non-paid Asian pussy by 500%.

It says MEOW

Only when it comes to sushi. I eat it the way it's supposed to be eaten and it's excellent. I use chopsticks sometimes depending on what kind of sushi it is.

I'm fine with the idea of eating with chopsticks as an occasional novelty (though 99% of the time I don't give enough of a ****), but to actually eat Asian food with chopsticks as if I'm supposed to is idiotic.

Yeah, that's what Asian chicks are looking for in a white guy. The ability to eat with chopsticks.

You've seen this, right?



Bat, Asian chicks definitely notice a white boy who can diddle proficiently with the sticks.

I think you posted the full version once before and I watched it.

Lotta BS between this and when Frown pointed that out.

hashtag_J_S

I ignored the BS.

I went to the library recently.

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...05&oe=561B56F5

I see Batman in the background!


http://mustsharenews.com/wp-content/...Spacey-Yay.gif

This is how real men hold chopsticks:

http://i.imgur.com/0pEbQRM.jpg

I love Jiro Dreams of Sushi, it makes me want to be a better person.

I posted this pic and a friend added this caption

http://i.imgur.com/OMamg7x.jpg?1

lol

Post the original. I can top that.

Be gentle.

Do you mind if I take this to my new thread?

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...-pictures.html

Nah go ahead.

Btw, nice beard, mine don't grow like that.