Hes just jealous you can afford a gym membership.;)

It's okay. He's making me work out more. I'm just imagining punching his face in between enormous bites of his Burger King.

:laughing:

I ate Chef Boyardee. It was a good day.

Take a picture of you eating it so I can make you feel bad about it.

ftfy

The gym hasn't yet fixed those man titties yet. Yous got a long way to go padawan.

They ain't even that bad.

Well, it's kind of late for that now, but if you want to wait a few hours you can get the second part of the story.

:laughing:

Just noticed this. Nice. We need a troll group on this site.

http://i.imgur.com/2hJL7bO.jpg

I got a haircut.

Just the one?

Yeah I payed way to much for it.

Nice one, dad.

coral!!!

I'm actually kinda sorry I said that :laughing: that was rude

I'd squeeze em.

They'll pop back up to say hello. ;)

:laughing:

Bat's are cool. They are actually kind of cute.

Inspired by that weird **** they're doing in "Your Day".
I have mad ****ing skills.

http://fs1.directupload.net/images/150702/yhfiocm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ic06yQd.jpg

I call this one "YorkeDaddy On a Friday Afternoon"

That's deep bruh.

Yeah it came to me in a dream. A true epiphany, I must say

You always look pleasantly stoned in all of your pics.

I fulfill the jockish stoner stereotype very well

Very... artistic. Yeah.

Doctors say that I have artism spectrum disorder. It's a didgeridoo stuck into my tenor sax. Sounds like a baritone and it kicks ass. I refer to it as the monster.

I assumed it was just a penis/wood joke.

He's not arty enough to make that joke.

Now mic it and play it through that Mojo Iron Hand pedal.

I remember your penis being smaller.

Why stop there?
The didg should be sticking in an authentic tibetan monk's ass who in turn rims a tuvan throat singer.

I was just showing off my new instrument. You guys are sick.

I'm just jealous of your cool idea. I'm de-spidering the didg I kept in my cellar as we speak and wheeping because it probably won't fit into my alto.

You just gotta stretch it a bit first. Then it'll slip right in.

Your didg may not fit, but the possibilities are endless. I used to use a hose instead of the didgeridoo. I'm sure you'll find something.

I might be too nervous and excited to manage it.

After the exams are over I'll try. Then I'll record a three hour album with that setup. And then Batlord will have something to review.