Benihana

http://i.imgur.com/tfKX6ou.jpg

I thought this was a not completely horrid picture of me

Nice chin.

There's a lot of hot little kids here.

I feel that was worded perfectly.

*glows with heat*

Stay away from the picture gallery with that heat.

Worded with extreme care.

Every time I'm convinced that Bat is the funniest member here, Carpe comes along with a gem that makes me reconsider.

:clap::D

You must be easily amused.

Nice pic :)

http://i58.tinypic.com/2hnp37k.jpg

One year of hair growth.

You look good duder. The blonde hair suits you better than the black. The hair also suits you better than the no hair.

Looking really good! I applaud your self confidence for doing the head shave thing, but having a full head of hair is a much better look for you, imo.

Very nice WWWP. Any plans or you just gonna keep growing it?

http://i.imgur.com/9QOszQR.jpg

The question isn't "could I be a model?"

It's actually "who will I be modeling for and when do I start?"

Dude you got older looking in a year.

Edit: My sister is a talent scout for modeling agency's which is funny because she has no talent so umm let me know if you want them digits.

I think the ability to grow consistent facial hair goes a long way for a dude and his age estimations

Yeah your beard filled in rather nicely. Have we been shaving?

Edit: Regularly?

I keep it trimmed with an electric razor, but at this point I'd basically never shave it completely off since luckily my employers don't mind me having a beard

I should hope so, or else he's still got a bitch beard.

You sound intimidated. Would you like some grooming tips?

:laughing:

Edit: Vagina.

I have to move my mustache out of the way to eat. Come at me.

I am sorry the last time you posted your pic, I was too grossed out by all that nipple in my eye. You have a mustache?

My mustache fought in 'Nam, he doesn't give two ****s about little bitch-staches like yours.

And more...


http://i.imgur.com/n4Yo7Uw.jpg

You're soooo creeepy eewah!

Not everyone can look that much manliness in the face and stay sane. No one's blaming you.

Dude, how much mac and cheese has your mom been feeding you? You've gained some considerable face fat.

That would be the new-fangled face fuzz. It's definitely starting to make my face look bigger.

Damn Plank that was cold.

Sorry. Not sorry.

It's fine. He's just mad cause his elbow hurts too much to play disc golf.

pipe down, Lord Neckbeard von Fappenhymen III

Check the 'stache and learn to read, pinko.

Not really. It's how men communicate. No B.S. straight up, if your face looks fat, you're gonna hear about it.

I guess a thick beard can make a difference. I just shaved mine off after the Hawks won. Starting fresh for the Cup series.

And yours doesn't hurt from jerking off all day? What's your secret?

...and this.

Im so sorry I didn't realize men were talking, back to the kitchen I go.