But you still wanna have sex though, right?

we have an awful lot of young cutenesses here on MB.

Not even if we were on a stranded island and you were the only slab of ass I had

Well thank you.

bruh I said "young"

If I'm old, then so are you, bitch.

but I'm only a couple years behind you!!

my soul is pretty old, though, to be fair

But your face has at least a decade on me.

beach, I'm 74 according to Microsoft "how old" feature :laughing:

I'll take it

I'm everyone's mama/crazy gran with the cookies & excessive hugs so whatever, man.

it's all relative.

Gimme the cookies and keep your ****ing hugs, you old hag.

no cookies for you!

Your permission is not necessary.

dude if you're gonna steal my badass cookies without an oven mitt, you deserve both the deliciousness and the burns.

Why wouldn't I just wait ten to twenty minutes and steal them when they had cooled off a bit?

well, see, that's a very good question.

except you probably don't know what to do with yourself past the 10 second mark.

Dude, I've made cookies before. I'm not a complete ape. If there were any chocolate chips in the house, I might just make some right now.

pics or Batlord is not the chocolate chip king.

I just told you I didn't have any chocolate chips. Are your retarded or something?

I'm testing you.

I'll take that as a yes.

blergj

just make ya damn cookies and stfu

Man you like the white Pepe Kalle. literally. If Pepe Kalle was slimmer as a black man, he would like you exactly.

Dude, Mondo needs to put this in his sig. Not even joking.

Are you sure about that? Just asking. But he does resemble Pepe Kalle somewhat.

Yes I am. Very sure.

Now I understand. if Pepe was a western artist, he would be Biggie Smalls except he would sing.

I've never understood this guy ^

blame batlord, not me.

Mondo = Pepe Kalle

Pepe Kalle = Biggie Smalls

Therefore...

Mondo = Biggie Smalls

Math.

Mondo is Wiggie Smalls more like.

Me in downtown Toronto yesterday. Here's a full account of my day, if anyone's interested.

Would love to visit Toronto. Watched this recently.

Toronto Episode: The Layover With Anthony Bourdain: Travel Channel

Who's on your t-shirt?

Lennon.

That shot was taken in the city's biggest gay district, right outside Sunnybrook hospital.

Not particularly.

...

I knew you'd be in here as soon as I posted that.

http://s15.postimg.org/7o76u83hn/image.jpg

Ask me if I care

Almost Chris Hansen..

Finally leaving the house. Waiting for the designated driver, because hey guys, don't drink and drive. Might spill your beer.

http://i.imgur.com/15Ix8EO.png

I'm pretty sure I just kicked my Gov class final exam's ass, and I was literally, just this second, thinking that I should celebrate by masturbating. It would appear that you had the same idea.

Edit: Is that a god damn tribal tattoo on your arm? You ****ing douchebag!

Ya gotta show that full tat sometime.