Speaking as a friend, you need to burn that hat.

Speaking as an enemy, you need to burn it while it's still on your head :D

Is that your first pic on here?

Pet_Sounds looks way younger than I thought he was.

He's 14 though.

I didn't know of his age until now.

Ya, really. That thing has to go.

Mid 80s. Mullet man.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...2da61e747d3c9d

Dude... please... nooo....

You're are so not a douchebag and you soooooooooo look like one with that hat dude. It's gotta go dude. Get a beanie. Get a cap. Anything but that.

It's true, saying "**** you" to things you like and doing what idiots on the internet want you to do is what makes you cool

Burt Reynolds is totally digging your vibe, man.

What are you talking about? That's totally Freddie Mercury.

Na, man, I've got superb vision. Like a regular hawk.

Noted.

:finger:

:finger:

I posted one of me peering over a vinyl copy of Glass Houses about a month ago. However, I accidentally deleted all my attachments while trying to upload video a few days later.

Really? My own father…

:finger: Et tu, Brute?

Now this guy knows where it's at.

Go back to 2752; Urban even got involved.

It's ok son, one day you'll grow up to be a millionaire big shot and all these losers will bow down to your superiority.

that's just what someone who would wear one of those hats would say. "its ok people bully me now but just wait until im their boss lol im so smart !!"

I don't really get them tbh. they look pretty weird to me, especially when worn with casual clothes. like youre trying to look fancy for non fancy things by wearing a hat that is shouldn't be worn to fancy things in the first place. just looks so out of place anywhere.

You just need a nice suit to match better

but even then I cant think of a place where it would look appropriate. idk I guess I just don't like the look at all.

Not even here?

you have a time machine?

Really? You seem the like the kind of kid who wears glasses.

^:laughing:

You look like a really tall, slim guy in those pics! The exact opposite of your doppleganger (my dad). He's tall but he's a chubster.

nawwww you're just a little guy.

LOOK AT YOU

LOOOOK AT YOUUUUU

That's not me in the 2nd pic.

So that's why he looks so good?

Oh.... so it's not.

I'm sorry.

I'm also drunk sorry sorry

Aw, and now I'm sober. We just missed each other.

good thing, too, I can see that being a disaster.

Go **** yourself.

would still be better than if you did, asshole

I should hope so. I'm terrible in bed. S'why I usually just like to watch.

feel free to watch, man. you might actually learn something.

Speaking of watching people having sex, since you're into the seventies, shouldn't you be jockin' John Holmes' **** or something?

Hahaha, ummm right not that diseased riddled dick. My girl has more class then to bang that... Big or not. Right LIL? RIGHT?

Roxy's got the right idea.

He's also dead, what's your point? Just like Marc Bolan and Jim Morrison. So, there' no reason she can't want to **** him too.

He's from the seventies, isn't that your entire criteria?

That is certainly not my entire criteria.

Disclaimer:

Boundaries only apply between the hours of 9:00AM and 9:00PM.

Otherwise all bets are off.

(LOL!)

Dad Doppleganger,

why you do this

why